Monday, May 04, 2015

The Pantsuit Sings


1. So hard to look at this and not think, "I'm melting... melting... what a world!"

2. "How about you foreign businessmen just throw money at me in large bundles and I'll see how much I can catch."

3. Joss Whedon introduces the main villain in the next Avengers movie: 'The Red Pantsuit.'

4. "Calgon... take me away." Calgon, of course, being the Clinton's nickname for the $150Million Gulstream Six purchased for them by the Sultan of Brunei.

5. "Don't cry for me Argentina... just deliver your donations in untraceable bonds made out to the Clinton Global Initiative."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    "I call on thee, Great Cthuluu!..."

Best of The Expendable
    "My stigmata's gone!"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    Vagina Monodog

Best of chronos z. wonderpig
    "Huma!! Come to me!!""

Best of BPatMan
    Thanks to Depends Undergarments, I am free!

Best of Kaptain Krude
 "Who wants a hug and a kiss from me?", Mrs. Clinton asked the gathered crowd, and closed her eyes in expectation. Things got a little awkward after 20 minutes had passed.

Best of Best of
    Overcome with emotion, Bruce Jenner is about to thank fans for their support

Best of Best of
    "Serenity NOW!"
    "Oh, you're a Seinfeld fan, Mrs. Clinton?"
    "No--I want National Org. of Women's hot receptionist, Serenity."

Best of GregMan
    "Worship me, peasants! Worship me!!!"

Best of USMC2841
    I once deleted an email server this big.

38 comments:

Steve O said...

"Are you not entertained!?"

Dr. Doom said...

"And most of all , oh mighty Gaia," intoned Mrs. Clinton, "I thank you for the gift of the liberal media..."

jimmy said...

ORA: "Ninety-nine...red balloons go by..."

Dr. Doom said...

...and I say to you, my fellow Americans, that the new gender equality policy under my administration..." orated Mrs. Clinton, "will be like the Social Security Lock Box... only for penises... mine excluded of course".

Son Of The Godfather said...

♫ The Hill is alive, with the sound of money... ♫

The Expendable said...

"Ahh come too fawr. Ahh ain't no ways tarred. Praise black Jebus!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Fundraising took a dip with the new "Kiss a Kraken for a Buck" tact.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I call on thee, Great Cthuluu!..."

The Expendable said...

"My stigmata's gone!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Readers of V the K are scarred for life after witnessing Hillary's "O" face (and I don't mean "Obama'... or maybe I do)

Son Of The Godfather said...

Vagina Monodog

Son Of The Godfather said...

Purple Haze all in my brain,
lately things don't seem the same,
actin' funny but I don't know why
'scuse me while I kiss the sky.

Son Of The Godfather said...

This better not be Thursday.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"...and then you just kinda tongue the alphabet, like this..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Apple reveals the new I-Con.

Kaptain Krude said...

Don't cry for me, Argentina
The truth is I never left y... heh heh no no no let me try that again.
Don't cry for me, Argentina
The truth is... *snicker*
The truth? At this point, what does it matter?

dadoctah said...

Come, you spirits
That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here,
And fill me from the crown to the toe top-full
Of direst cruelty. Make thick my blood.
Stop up the access and passage to remorse,
That no compunctious visitings of nature
Shake my fell purpose, nor keep peace between
The effect and it! Come to my woman’s breasts,
And take my milk for gall, you murd'ring ministers,
Wherever in your sightless substances
You wait on nature’s mischief. Come, thick night,
And pall thee in the dunnest smoke of hell,
That my keen knife see not the wound it makes....

(Seriously, this place is badly in need of some literary gravitas.)

chronos z. wonderpig said...

"Huma!! Come to me!!""

BPatMan said...

Who can turn the world on with her smile?
Who can take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?
Well it's you girl, and you should know it
With each glance and every little movement you show it

Love is all around, no need to waste it
You can have a town, why don't you take it
You're gonna make it after all
You're gonna make it after all


How will you make it on your own?
This world is awfully big, girl this time you're all alone
But it's time you started living
It's time you let someone else do some giving

Love is all around, no need to waste it
You can have a town, why don't you take it
You're gonna make it after all
You're gonna make it after all

BPatMan said...

Thanks to Depends Undergarments, I am free!

Kaptain Krude said...

"Who wants a hug and a kiss from me?", Mrs. Clinton asked the gathered crowd, and closed her eyes in expectation. Things got a little awkward after 20 minutes had passed.

Anonymous said...

Hillary basks in the golden shower of Bill's legacy

Anonymous said...

Raise your hands
Raise your hands
--if you're sure
about a vast right guard

Anonymous said...

These old bones are ready; take me to Vernon now, Lord!

Anonymous said...

Present your adulation forthwith

Anonymous said...

Overcome with emotion, Bruce Jenner is about to thank fans for their support

Anonymous said...

"Serenity NOW!"

"Oh, you're a Seinfeld fan, Mrs. Clinton?"

"No--I want National Org. of Women's hot receptionist, Serenity."

GregMan said...

"Worship me, peasants! Worship me!!!"

Anonymous said...

Rain drops keep fallin' on my head
but that doesn't mean my ass will soon be chapped red
Huma's crying not for me
cause I ain't gonna stop the ream by her wailing

Rodney Dill said...

"SERENITY NOW"

Rodney Dill said...

"Kneel before Zod"

Anonymous said...

Old drunk conceals her alcoholism through camouflage of her booze-tinged complexion

Jay Guevara said...

"All hail Satan!"

chronos z. wonderpig said...

"Kobe, I'm open!"

can't believe I'm the first with this.........

chronos z. wonderpig said...

Hills just stood there and basked in her entitlement

chronos z. wonderpig said...

"I worship Ray Bradbury!"

blast from the past

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1IxOS4VzKM

chronos z. wonderpig said...

"I am the Walrus"

USMC2841 said...

I once deleted an email server this big.