Wednesday, May 13, 2015

The Rodham Womyn



1. "Mom, did your laxative just kick in?"

2. Liz Warren presents Hillary with her Indian name, "Resting Bitch Face."

3. "So, mom, when you're president, who are the first four men you're going to kill?"

4. Cankles: "Look at that rack on that one."

5. "So, when I get old, I guess my face will start to decompose too, mom?"

Threadwinner: chronos z. wonderpig
'You know Mom, that Dzhokhar Tsarnaev is kind of cute!"


Best of Best of
A supportive, adopted daughter attends all her moms' arm-wrestling meets.

Best of Best of
Mom, when I grow up,
can I kill people too?

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Mom, when I asked you if dad is really my biological father, what did you mean by 'What difference, at this point, does it make?'?"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Pictures like this make me miss Rodney Dangerfield.

Best of BPatMan
"Mom, Did you have a burrito for lunch, or are your Depends full?"

Best of Sort-of-Mad Max
"Mom, I asked you to have that guy holding the Howdy Doody puppet killed after the last time he showed up. Slowing down in your old age??"

Best of jimmy
Chelsea: "Oh, look, mother. Is that one of those 'poor' people you write all those speeches and tell those stories about? Can I touch it? I've never seen one up close."


31 comments:

Anonymous said...

Enough real estate for Michael Bay to mount The Three Faces of Eve adaption on Broadway

Anonymous said...

Mom's looking well preserved, Chelsea. Is the new slogan "lean in" or "Lenin"?

Anonymous said...

A supportive, adopted daughter attends all her moms' arm-wrestling meets.

Anonymous said...

Tim Russert lives!

Anonymous said...

Young seeing-eye dogs don't need to squint

Anonymous said...

Set blazers to glum, Dr. Spock

Anonymous said...

Chelsea takes the field with Ma'am United for a thrilling exposition of staged injuries to elicit innumerable green cards on the soccer pitch

Anonymous said...

Clinton Foundation? More like Clinton Cosmetic Bedrock

Anonymous said...

Mom, when I grow up,
can I kill people too?

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Oh God, Mom... did you... Did you just poop yourself?!?"

"Depends."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Yes Ms. Lewinsky, your seat is right down this aisle next to the lady in blue."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Mom, when I asked you if dad is really my biological father, what did you mean by 'What difference, at this point, does it make?'?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Is it "sour pusses" or "sour pi"?... Cuz I'm pretty sure that's what it'd taste like.

OK, that second part was completely uncalled for and I apologize to fellow V the K readers. But I ain't deletin' it. ;)

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I shall call her... Mini-Me.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Pictures like this make me miss Rodney Dangerfield.

Son Of The Godfather said...

They say if you want to know what your wife will look like when she gets old, look to her mother...

Sorry, Mr.Chelsea dude.

Anonymous said...

ex machinate

Anonymous said...

A awkward silence descends after a staffer's offhand comment about putting cigars in a humador

dadoctah said...

Right about now the Lohans are feeling pretty good about their place in the gene pool....

BPatMan said...

"Mom, Did you have a burrito for lunch, or are your Depends full?"

Sort-of-Mad Max said...

"Mom, I asked you to have that guy holding the Howdy Doody puppet killed after the last time he showed up. Slowing down in your old age??"

BPatMan said...

So, Do you see a blue dress or a black dress?

BPatMan said...

Hill: "Bill let's get married and maybe we will have a child with my looks and your personality"
Bill: "With my luck, we'll have a child with my looks and your dark and evil heart"

jimmy said...

Chelsea: "Oh, look, mother. Is that one of those 'poor' people you write all those speeches and tell those stories about? Can I touch it? I've never seen one up close."


USMC2841 said...

Today the Vatican announced a new campaign to stamp out Mother/Daughter porn.

Anonymous said...

Hillary: "You keep up this attitude, young lady, and I'll tell your father."

Chelsea: "How ya gonna talk to Vince Foster, mom? Seance?"

chronos z. wonderpig said...

'You know Mom, that Dzhokhar Tsarnaev is kind of cute!"

Dr. Doom said...

The next Next Gen Terminator had equivalent situational awareness algorithms. Unfortunately the the fashion sense mods were seriously lacking...

Dr. Doom said...

It seems an FNC correspondent has entered the room...

metalgarth said...

"BIG SISTER IS WATCHING YOU"

chronos z. wonderpig said...

"..wonder when American Pharaoh will be put out to stud?"