Saturday, June 27, 2015

Because Gay Marriage


1. "It's sticking right in you... also, you've got a dart in your arm."

2. "Darling, I'll never forget where I was when the Supreme Court decision came down.... third stall, men's room, highway 15 rest stop."

3. Tattoo supplies, hair dye, and gel seem to be abundant in the post-Apocalyptic wastelands.

4. "Yes, the economy collapsed and the Iranians turned the eastern seaboard into a radioactive waste, but... dammit... we got our marriage certificate!"

5. "Sorry, jeesh, you get so pissy when all I did was ask for a pen."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    ORA:    "You cawn't even take a shower...with a beautiful woman...without wearing yer jeans! HAW HAW HAW!"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    What Boehner and McConnell do on their downtime is nobody else's business.

Best of Mr Hankey
    Scenes from "The Old Dirt Road Warrior"

Best of Dr. Doom
    Ang Lee's remake of The Princess Bride... yada... yada...

Best of GregMan
    "Good thing we have a Supreme Court that just makes sh1t up, huh Bruce?"

Best of Submariner
    Pardon me, kind sir; do you perchance know the way to Brokeback Mountain?

14 comments:

Son Of The Godfather said...

ORA:
"You cawn't even take a shower...with a beautiful woman...without wearing yer jeans! HAW HAW HAW!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Since we come from a far away village, our gang will hereby be called "The Village People".

Son Of The Godfather said...

ORA:
"We are the Black Widows... We are feared throughout the land."

Son Of The Godfather said...

What Boehner and McConnell do on their downtime is nobody else's business.

Kaptain Krude said...

"All I said was, that I'm lucky I didn't prick my finger," Tom complained to the FCC board. He wondered later if maybe he didn't reverse those.

Kaptain Krude said...

ORA: "I'm thuper, thankth for athking!"

Anonymous said...

Your harsh words wound me.


No, wait, that's an arrow.

Anonymous said...

I can't quit you

Mr Hankey said...

Scenes from "The Old Dirt Road Warrior"

Submariner said...

I asked for a pudding cup, dammit, not a "quarrel shot..."

Dr. Doom said...

Ang Lee's remake of The Princess Bride... yada... yada...

GregMan said...

"Good thing we have a Supreme Court that just makes sh1t up, huh Bruce?"

GregMan said...

Ang Lee's remake of "The Road To Morocco" was particularly well received by Justice Roberts.

Submariner said...

Pardon me, kind sir; do you perchance know the way to Brokeback Mountain?