Wednesday, June 24, 2015

#CherLivesMatter

1. Cher is cast in the coveted role of Angela Davis in the Michelle Obama story.

2. It kind of looks like a french poodle is giving birth to her head. 

3. "And I'm pleased to accept GLAADs 'Crazy Old Whore of the Year' Award for 2015..."

4. Cher goes up wearing an Afro wig and throwing gang signs, but it's the Confederate Battle Flag that gets banned.

5. "This wig is a memorial to my dear friend Robin Williams, it was made from hair caught in his drain." (Too Soon?)

Best of dadoctah
    Somebody *really* needs to have a few words with Jan Brady....

Best of if i could turn back time
    The desperately wanting to be trendy Cher now self identifies as an African-American. Tragically, Cher is forever cursed to remain stuck in the 1970s.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    Lenny Kravitz looks a lot different up close.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    Sweet Jesus, if the carpet matches the drapes someone's gonna need a weed-wacker.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    Sonny Bono may not have dodged that tree, but he sure dodged a bullet.

Best of GregMan
    If she's not careful that hair's gonna get declared a National Wildlife Refuge.

Best of The Expendable
    "I don't care how you do it, this is how I do it. Two for the pink and one for the stink."

Best of Submariner
    Cher attempts to shoot spider webs to silence the ET reporter for asking when she's going to realize she's "Over the hill..."

Best of Mr Hankey
    Giving up on being black, Rachel Dolezal announces she now identifies as being Cher.

Best of Dr. Doom
    After a few minutes it became clear that all of Cher's facelifts had rendered her incapable of lowering her arms. Don't even think about what is going on because of her tummy tucks...

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

Rachael....
..Rachael Dolezal....
is that you ?

dadoctah said...

Somebody *really* needs to have a few words with Jan Brady....

if i could turn back time said...

The desperately wanting to be trendy Cher now self identifies as an African-American. Tragically, Cher is forever cursed to remain stuck in the 1970s.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Lenny Kravitz looks a lot different up close.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Sweet Jesus, if the carpet matches the drapes someone's gonna need a weed-wacker.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"HAIL SATAN!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Sonny Bono may not have dodged that tree, but he sure dodged a bullet.

GregMan said...

If she's not careful that hair's gonna get declared a National Wildlife Refuge.

GregMan said...

Cher waves "Hi" to her fans, but being old, senile and just plain bat-sh1t crazy forgets to hold up all her fingers.

BPatMan said...

Rachael Dolezal once again declares that she is black.

GregMan said...

CapThis Standard Caption #725: "Cthulhu fhtagn!"

Sort-of-Mad Max said...

Like I've said before; the poor woman has had so many facelifts, she's trying to think with her large intestines.

And it shows!

Submariner said...

Son Of The Godfather said...
Sonny Bono may not have dodged that tree, but he sure dodged a bullet.


This photo makes me wonder if he even TRIED to dodge the tree, and makes me sympathize with him if he didn't...

The Expendable said...

"I don't care how you do it, this is how I do it. Two for the pink and one for the stink."

Mork said...

Nonoo-Nanoo to you too.

Submariner said...

♫ Five dollah.♪
♫ Five dollah.♪
♫ Five dollah foot... >what?<
OK
♫ Three Euro.♪
♫ Three...♪

Submariner said...

Cher attempts to shoot spider webs to silence the ET reporter for asking when she's going to realize she's "Over the hill..."

Jay Guevara said...

Sonny Bono was the bright one.

Tragic, and sad, but true.

Jay Guevara said...

#StupidityDoesn'tMatter

Mr Hankey said...

Giving up on being black, Rachel Dolezal announces she now identifies as being Cher.

Submariner said...

Everything was going great at the Alphabet Awads until Cher screamed "Freebird!" Then some dufus lit a Bic lighter, Cher did her impression of a roadside hazard flare, and then Richard Pryor showed up to tell Cher she was horning in on his gig...

Dr. Doom said...

After a few minutes it became clear that all of Cher's facelifts had rendered her incapable of lowering her arms. Don't even think about what is going on because of her tummy tucks...

Submariner said...

"...and after all my 'procedures,' this is the highest I can lift my arms without wearing a goatee."