Monday, June 08, 2015

Everybody else is captioning it...

(Also Brender)



1. "It's twoo! It's twoo!"

2. If she slams both palms against his ears hard enough to perforate his ear drums, it will all be worth it.

3. And then Merkel begins twirling around singing "The hills are alive, with the sound of music."

Best of Best of
    Well it Ain't gonna suck itself and Chris Matthews's not here..

Best of jimmy
 Merkel's rendition of Al Jolson's "Mammy" was the best international trolling of Obama since Queen Elizabeth sent him that old dress of hers to wear to the Joint Chiefs meeting.

Best of metalgarth
    5 Euro, 5 Euro, 5 Euro UnterseebootDoppelschnitte

Best of metalgarth
    I keep you telling you but you won't listen! We. Didn't. Bomb. Pearl Harbor.

Best of Nose
    The hills are alive, with songs of your incompetence...

Best of GregMan
    "How can you be so f---ing stupid???"

Best of Rodney Dill
    Sorry 15 Schnitzengruben is my limit.

Best of The Expendable
    "You had der whole bench to zit upon, und you had to zit ein mein schpot?"

Best of Dr. Doom
"No Barak that $20 massage including head was a promotional offer at the grand opening of Man Country Dusseldorf," explained Angela, "You have to pay full price like everyo... What's that? Oh, you want a job at MCD, well I guess we could work something out..."

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

Merkel accepts high speed train offer with open arms

Anonymous said...

Well it Ain't gonna suck itself and Biden's not here..

jimmy said...

Merkel's rendition of Al Jolson's "Mammy" was the best international trolling of Obama since Queen Elizabeth sent him that old dress of hers to wear to the Joint Chiefs meeting.

Anonymous said...

Everything they have said about these German strippers is true!

Mr Hankey said...

Everyone in Germany know somebody who claims to have had a 4 foot turd weighing 200 Courics.

metalgarth said...

5 Euro, 5 Euro, 5 Euro UnterseebootDoppelschnitte

metalgarth said...

I keep you telling you but you won't listen! We. Didn't. Bomb. Pearl Harbor.

Anonymous said...

Frausplaining meets Mad Dem

Anonymous said...

Other than voter fraud, there's
no way between Heaven and Hell
that you were legally elected
President of The United States--
what gives, b_otch ??

chronos z. wonderpig said...

No, my name is not Monica!

Anonymous said...

You can see for yourself. My country has been devastated by Global Warming!

Nose said...

The hills are alive, with songs of your incompetence...

GregMan said...

"How can you be so f---ing stupid???"

GregMan said...

"No, we DON'T have a 'Man's Country' in Berlin!!!"

Rodney Dill said...

Sorry 15 Schnitzengruben is my limit.

Rodney Dill said...

Obama: "You'd do it for Randolph Scott."

satted said...

Black man too beaucoup...

Dr. Doom said...

Next on the Maury Povich Show, Bungling Politicians in Paradise...

The Expendable said...

"You had der whole bench to zit upon, und you had to zit ein mein schpot?"

Anonymous said...

I caught your lie and it was this big!

chronos z. wonderpig said...

" Awe come on - the $20 includes head......"

Anonymous said...

Und before Hillary zipped up her pantsuit in the Dammen room, I caught a peek, and I swear it was this long.

Anonymous said...

Clap your hands if your fools in a room without a roof...

Double the U said...

♪ ♬
"You anna I inna little toy chop, we buy bag of balloons wid de money we got."
♫ ♪

Dr. Doom said...

"Well Putin is coming to the summit so you better be ready Barak," related Ms. Merkel, "He wants you to wear your tiara, oh and the bicycle shorts..."

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

"No Barak that $20 massage including head was a promotional offer at the grand opening of Man Country Dusseldorf," explained Angela, "You have to pay full price like everyo... What's that? Oh, you want a job at MCD, well I guess we could work something out..."