Monday, June 08, 2015

Excedrin Headache #45



1. Blanche DuClinton: "Whoever you are, I have always depended on the kindness of strangers."

2. "So many hands reaching for my breasts, it's the Womyn's Leather Retreat all over again."

3. Even with three people helping, the most out-of-touch woman in the world can't manage a simple face-palm.

4. "No, Sheila, our astronauts didn't land on Mars. Damn, you really are a stupid bitch."  (I don't think that's a caption, I think that was the actual dialogue.)

5. "Laxative... kicking in... must... tighten... sphincter."

Best of Best of
    Ohhh gawd, what are we going to do with all those bodies?

Best of Best of
    The wait staff must not been seen

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    Thought Bubble: "Oh God... no one heard it, but they're damn sure gonna smell it."

Best of satted
    My lord I didn't expect it to be that big after surgery. I don't know what Bruce was thinking!

Best of Kaptain Krude
    "Me likey bouncy, me likey bouncy... oh, no, I'm beyond that now!"

Best of dadoctah
    "I'm getting an N. Is someone here thinking of a loved one with a name beginning with N?"

Best of Submariner
    "She Nat-Nay.... Aunt Jemima.... and my clenis!"
    "Hilldawg the Magnificent" was not the fund raising draw that her handlers expected.

 

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ohhh gawd, what are we going to do with all those bodies?

The Expendable said...

Usually Madame Sekretariat prayed to Gaia, but since she was the guest speaker at the Womans'es Black Coalition Prayer Breakfast she slipped into her southern drawl, changed her religion, and prayed to Black Jebus.

Anonymous said...

I just watched Roots last week, and I'm so very very sorry.

Anonymous said...

The wait staff must not been seen

Anonymous said...

Dragging the corpse across the electoral finish line

Mr Hankey said...

Hillary practices winning her Nobel Peace Prize in advance.

Anonymous said...

The server wasn't deleted?
fn Gaia d@^^n ... I'm in a world of s#i+

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Mr.Omalley, we have reactivated the Scanner program."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Thought Bubble: "Oh God... no one heard it, but they're damn sure gonna smell it."

Rodney Dill said...

I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

satted said...

My lord I didn't expect it to be that big after surgery. I don't know what Bruce was thinking!

Kaptain Krude said...

"Me likey bouncy, me likey bouncy... oh, no, I'm beyond that now!"

Rodney Dill said...

I coulda had a V-8

Rodney Dill said...

That moment when you realize that you can't announce your male to female transgender reassignment, as someone else famous took your new female name, Caitlyn.

dadoctah said...

"I'm getting an N. Is someone here thinking of a loved one with a name beginning with N?"

Dr. Doom said...

Hillary reacts to the news that her staff has booked her to speak at the African American Women's Republican Caucus. Imagine her embarrassment on learning that both members were awaiting her speech...

Submariner said...

"She Nat-Nay.... Aunt Jemima.... and my clenis!"

"Hilldawg the Magnificent" was not the fund raising draw that her handlers expected.