Monday, June 15, 2015

#Hillary Fairy Tales



1. #HillaryFairyTales - "Would you rather I read 'The Magic Disappearing Email Server' or 'The Hundred Million Dollar Foreign Donation That Didn't Effect Policy?"

2. #HillaryFairyTales - "Anthony and the Magic Weiner."

3. #HillaryFairyTales - "Nancy Drew and the Clue in Fort Marcy Park."

4. #HillaryFairyTales - "The Princess and the Dead Ambassador"

5. #HillaryFairyTales - "How Socialism Helps the Middle Class"

6. #HillaryFairyTales - "The Little Girl Who Didn't Know When to Keep Her Bitch Mouth Shut and Had to Be Neutralized."

24 comments:

GregMan said...

#HillaryFairyTales - "The Fat Jewish Girl And The Cigar"

GregMan said...

#HillaryFairyTales - "What I Know About The Middle Class"

GregMan said...

#HillaryFairyTales - "How I Act Like I Give A Sh*t About You Peasants"

Anonymous said...

Village of the Dem'd

jimmy said...

Little Emily asked, "Miss Hillary, can I go potty?" Hillary's Goon Squad barked, "NO QUESTIONS!!!" and little Emily was removed from the room, never to be heard from again.

The End.

Submariner said...

#HillaryFairyTales - "What I Accomplished As Secretary of State"

Submariner said...

#HillaryFairyTales - "My Mommy Has a Clenis" - oh wait; that would be at #TrueConfessions...

Submariner said...

#HillaryFairyTales - "Dub Said I'm a 'Perfectly Built' Woman"

Submariner said...

Just like Mike al'Moore chooses a half-dozen or so lobsters from the tank for lunch, Hillary chooses her half-dozen or so from the "Tot Tank"

Submariner said...

Vince Foster? Can I get a staffer to take this lovely child to see Mr. Foster? NOW!

BPatMan said...

Isn't it amazing what one has to do to get a $200,000 donation to the Clinton Foundation. A woman's work is never done!

chronos z. wonderpig said...

"hey old lady, you smell like my Grandma!"

Anonymous said...

towheaded tykes hear unexpected variations on the story of a boy and the dike

Anonymous said...

Hillter Youth meet with Her

Submariner said...

"So I'lll huff, and I'll puff. and I'll bloooooowwwwww*..."

"Who you think yer kidding about givin' a blow job, biotch?"

Dr. Doom said...

"... and that is the end of Dreams of My Father", read Mrs. Clinton as she whispered, "What a load of crap!"

Dr. Doom said...

"...and then the evil Republican Congress, called the beautiful and wise Princess and asked her many silly and unnecessary questions. So she became President and had them all killed and everyone lived happily ever after," extemporized the First Lady...

Dr. Doom said...

"...and always remember kids, it takes a village to properly indoctrina... er... raise a child," related Mrs. Clinton...

Dr. Doom said...

"...and thus endeth the reading, may Gaia be praised," intoned Mrs. Clinton...

Dr. Doom said...

"Ooh James and the Giant Pants Suit - this one is my favorite," squealed the First Lady!

Dr. Doom said...

Mrs. Clinton meets with her brain trust to hammer out her platform...

Robert Mahoney said...

Ambassador Stevens was unavailable for comment.

Kaptain Krude said...

Cackle McCankles meets the fruit of Bill's loins, a.k.a. the Democratic Party's base.

curly said...

“…and thanks to Common Core, your little minds of mush will belong to the Democratic Party by your 15the birthday.”