Monday, June 01, 2015

Hillary Want Cake


1. "Ah, this is exactly what the peasants should be allowed to eat."

2. Thoughtbubble: "If I unhinge my jaw I could eat that whole cake in one ... oh, but I mustn't."

3. The last time she had that look on her face was when it started to rain at the DC Womyn's Softball game and Elena Kagan's  t-shirt got soaking wet.

4."I swear, I just look at a cake and it goes straight to my hips and makes me look like a fat, corrupt lesbian megalomaniac who peddles influence through a phony charity."

5. "There's nothing I like more than sticking my tongue into a hot, moist cherry pie and letting the juices just run down my chin."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"I just ate some day-old seafood and Lordy, don't I have the shits something terrible!... Hey, is that cake?"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    Did someone hit her in the balls?

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    "Sorry guys, my ass won't fit through this door either... backin' up..."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    "Yes ma'am. We used to have something called Bananas Vince Foster, but that went away pretty quickly, and no one asks about it anymore."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    I'm sorry, but maybe you've read in the news that we won't make those kind of cakes?

Best of Best of
    Are those aborted fetuses fresh? Good, I will take a half dozen.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Let them eat cake! Not this one, though. This one is mine. As is that one. And that one. And that row over there. And that one... you know, let's just say that we shall let them eat an unspecified, to-be-named-later cake."

Best of Dr. Doom
    "Well it is the right color and shape but it will never do," complained Mrs. Clinton, "How will I ever fit my new intern into that?"

Best of Kaptain Krude
    Strangely enough, Bill is next door in the cigar shop with the exact same expression on his face.

Best of Submariner
    In most versions of the fairy tale, the big bad wolf huffs and puffs then blows the doors IN.
    And usually with lung power instead of queefs...

Threadwinner: Mr Hankey
    The Wicked Witch puts out all her candy for Hansel,& Gretel to be attracted to her house.

Best of The Expendable
Madame Secretary demonstrates the "Charleston" for some of her adoring fans. She was quite the dancer as a young girl, and won the title of "Hoofer of the Year" at the 1929 Arkansas State Fair.

25 comments:

Son Of The Godfather said...

Yes Mrs.Clinton... why don't you just get to the back of the line.

Anonymous said...

Oops, I just crapped my pants!

Son Of The Godfather said...

"This is the position all my supporters know quite well."

Son Of The Godfather said...

The stain on this blue outfit will be a different kind of icing.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I just ate some day-old seafood and Lordy, don't I have the shits something terrible!... Hey, is that cake?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Huma, I'm going to be here awhile... please grab the snuke and put it in a safe place."

Anonymous said...

Caitlyn makes Hill weak in the knees, as she hankers for a furrow molded from dick cheese

Son Of The Godfather said...

Pfffffftt

Son Of The Godfather said...

Did someone hit her in the balls?

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Sorry guys, my ass won't fit through this door either... backin' up..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Yes ma'am. We used to have something called Bananas Vince Foster, but that went away pretty quickly, and no one asks about it anymore."

Son Of The Godfather said...

I'm sorry, but maybe you've read in the news that we won't make those kind of cakes?

Anonymous said...

That's what the peasants can eat, right there!

Anonymous said...

That's not you mother, Chelsea--it's a man, bay-bee!

Anonymous said...

Are those aborted fetuses fresh? Good, I will take a half dozen.

chronos z. wonderpig said...

Life a bitch. Why elect one?

Kaptain Krude said...

"Let them eat cake! Not this one, though. This one is mine. As is that one. And that one. And that row over there. And that one... you know, let's just say that we shall let them eat an unspecified, to-be-named-later cake."

Dr. Doom said...

Mrs. Clinton eyes her next shovel ready project...

Dr. Doom said...

"Well it is the right color and shape but it will never do," complained Mrs. Clinton, "How will I ever fit my new intern into that?"

Kaptain Krude said...

Strangely enough, Bill is next door in the cigar shop with the exact same expression on his face.

Dr. Doom said...

"Well it is the anniversary of that sweet budget deal when I got the State Department a dozen extra Priuses," thought Hillary, "Lets get a cake and have a celebration..."

The Expendable said...

"Does this cake make my ass look big?"

Submariner said...

In most versions of the fairy tale, the big bad wolf huffs and puffs then blows the doors IN.

And usually with lung power instead of queefs...

Mr Hankey said...

The Wicked Witch puts out all her candy for Hansel,& Gretel to be attracted to her house.

The Expendable said...

Madame Secretary demonstrates the "Charleston" for some of her adoring fans. She was quite the dancer as a young girl, and won the title of "Hoofer of the Year" at the 1929 Arkansas State Fair.