Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Jeb Bush Introduces His Campaign Team


1. ORA:  "I don't wanna sound queer or nothin', but don't these guys sound kind of like Depeche Mode?"

2. He was going to hire some American musicians, but it was cheaper just to pick these guys up in front of Home Depot.

3.The job of pleasuring Mrs Jeb! was also outsourced to foreign workers.

4. "You know illegal immigration is an act of love... if you get my meaning."

5. "So sorry, senor, but what is this task, 'Bukkake' you wish us to perform?"

16 comments:

dadoctah said...

Just remember what happened to Ted Healy....

Rodney Dill said...

OK, but drop the gay part you Caballeros.

Rodney Dill said...

Can you play Man of Constant Sorrow?

Rodney Dill said...

Dang, I thought this was a photo op with Steve Mariucci.

metalgarth said...

It's okay. They are all trans-national. They "identify" as American even if they don't have green cards

GregMan said...

"Jeb Bush Introduces His Campaign Team"

Another job Americans won't do?

GregMan said...

"The photo-op is over, get back to work mowing my lawn and cleaning my pool, you illegal bastards!"

chronos z. wonderpig said...

Jeb's campaign strategy: Keep pointing out that Hillary smells like his Grandma. (Actually, that might work!)

smod2016 said...

BREAKING: Jeb Bush Re-Launches Campaign As First Trans-Racial Candidate

Jay Guevara said...

"And I'd like to introduce my candidates for Cabinet positions."

Anonymous said...

Walter White smoothes things over with the Mexican cartel's remnants in a deleted scene.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"--wherever there is injustice, you will find us. --wherever there is suffering, we'll be there. --wherever liberty is threatened, you will find... --The Three Tokens!"

Submariner said...

Same thought I had when I saw the pic, SOTG...

Dr. Doom said...

"Very bueno performance of the Green Card Blues muchachos," said Governor Bush after the rally, "Now whichever of you parked my Mercedes, please go fetch it muy pronto..."

curly said...

"Mucho culo, boyz; mucho culo."

Submariner said...

Today's "Taco Tuesday" mes amigos...