Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Meanwhile, Back at the Sandra Fluke Children's Playground

Chronos

Best of Brew-Jay
    Mommy, where do smelly pirate hookers come from?

Best of tonn
    Easter Island opens a destination theme park (And the ride is self -lubricating but is down 3-7 days each month)

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    "No, we didn't find your friend 'Clit Torres' in there... Why are you laughing?"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    As a safety feature, it only opens up if you hum some Barry White into it.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    With its negative connotations, I think it's high time for that flag to come down.

Best of Submariner
    Think that's bad? Go look at the "swing" set Andrew Sullivan put up in his back yard!

Best of Rodney Dill
    Look out! THe Oscar Mayer Wienermobile is headed this way again.

Best of The Expendable
    Put a bag over its flag and it looks like any other bounce house.

Best of The Expendable

23 comments:

Brew-Jay said...

Mommy, where do smelly pirate hookers come from?

chronos z. wonderpig said...

"....and women with a pirate flag tattoo seem to have an easier time in child birth."

tonn said...

Easter Island opens a destination theme park (And the ride is self -lubricating but is down 3-7 days each month)

Son Of The Godfather said...

With its negative connotations, I think it's high time for that flag to come down.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Aaaargh, matey's!.. It's time to walk the skank!

Son Of The Godfather said...

Close it up, Miley Cyrus. No one wants to see your nasty, swollen vajayjay.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Pirates of the Crabs-a-be-in

Son Of The Godfather said...

Slides got a real slick flow to it... about every 30 days or so.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"No, we didn't find your friend 'Clit Torres' in there... Why are you laughing?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

As a safety feature, it only opens up if you hum some Barry White into it.

Kaptain Krude said...

Son Of The Godfather said...

With its negative connotations, I think it's high time for that flag to come down.


*clap clap clap* Very good. You've got my vote for "Best of the year."

Submariner said...

Later:
"Kids; why do you smell like carp?"

Submariner said...

When did Ellen and Porschia put up a "swing" set in their backyard?

Submariner said...

Think that's bad? Go look at the "swing" set Andrew Sullivan put up in his back yard!

Anonymous said...

Another failed attempt by Rachael Dolezal
to prove "something" ____________

Son Of The Godfather said...

Combine this with the thing Cher's got on her head in the picture above and you've got Saturday night at Subby's house.



Thanks Kaptain!

Submariner said...

You forgot Kimberly Guilfoylke in the French Maid outfit, SOTG...

Son Of The Godfather said...

I more picture Kimberly out of the outfit, Subby. :)

Rodney Dill said...

Look out! THe Oscar Mayer Wienermobile is headed this way again.

The Expendable said...

Put a bag over its flag and it looks like any other bounce house.

The Expendable said...

Aww... they grow up so fast, don't they? Little Johnny looks like a little man... in a... boat.

The Expendable said...

Little Susie slides down and lands squarely on Little Tyrone's head, which had just emerged from the back door.

The Expendable said...

Bob's Inflate-a-Cooch found a niche market, providing a fun way for shy parents to teach their children where babies come from.