Friday, June 12, 2015

Meanwhile, Somewhere in Europe


1. Oh, Madonna, your trashy pleas for attention never fail to amuse us.
2. It's been a while but... "Mom?"
3. Ah, one of Planned Parenthood's new mobile abortion clinics.
4. Somewhere in Kentucky, "Have a good time at prom, kids!"
5. Domino's new Stuffed-Crust-Pizza-and-a-Whore. Delivery in 30 minutes or the whore is free.

Best of Double the U
    And I get in trouble for texting while driving.

Best of dadoctah
    What the hell kind of turn signal is that supposed to be?

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    "VICTORY!"

Best of chronos z. wonderpig
    I'm confused, are they headed for or just leaving Camp Climax??

Best of The Expendable
    Jesse James does it again!

Best of Rodney Dill
    Not bad for a beginner, but the Double Spread Eagle is almost as hard as the Triple Lindy.

14 comments:

Double the U said...

And I get in trouble for texting while driving.

dadoctah said...

What the hell kind of turn signal is that supposed to be?

The Expendable said...

Buford strapped his quarry to the handlebars and headed back to the shack.

The Expendable said...

The Ajax Mannequin Works keep their prices low by hiring non-union delivery drivers.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"VICTORY!"

Domino's new Stuffed-Crust-Pizza-and-a-Whore <--SOTG attemped to order this. Bail is set at $500.

sting said...

I guess you do need to put on the red light.

chronos z. wonderpig said...

I'm confused, are they headed for or just leaving Camp Climax??

Dr. Doom said...

Harley Davidson will to have to work pretty hard to reclaim market share after BMW introduced its new line of options...

Anonymous said...

Eating at the Y
...on the go

The Expendable said...

Jesse James does it again!

Brew-Jay said...

'Ow to speak Australian: Handlebars

Rodney Dill said...

Not bad for a beginner, but the Double Spread Eagle is almost as hard as the Triple Lindy.

Kaptain Krude said...

"...and this little piggy went 'Whee whee whee' all the way home."

Kaptain Krude said...

"Ugh! I hate it when I drive past the stockyards!" Suddenly, Bernard remembered that the stockyards were on the other side of town.