Monday, June 01, 2015

Or, "Trainwreck" Trainwreck is an appropriate name



Best of Best of
    "But if I am mistaken... if the Lieutenant is indeed a woman, as she claims to be... then, my friends, she is suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids [Ace Ventura turns Einhorn around revealing a penis-shaped bulge below her rear end] I HAVE EVER SEEN!

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    So... What say you NOW, Wheaties reps?

Best of Best of
    The Legion of Doom's Cindy Crawford

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    ♫ Subby knows all there is to know about the crying game... ♫

Best of Best of
    That's a lot of $20 bills right there

Best of Sort-of-Mad Max
    So,Bruce, you've officially moved from the Wheaties box to Froot Loops. Congratulations!

Best of Kaptain Krude
   The good news is, Vanity Fair finally put a picture of a Republican on the cover.

Best of Submariner
    East German women's swim team tryouts at 6 you say?

34 comments:

Anonymous said...

"But if I am mistaken... if the Lieutenant is indeed a woman, as she claims to be... then, my friends, she is suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids [Ace Ventura turns Einhorn around revealing a penis-shaped bulge below her rear end] I HAVE EVER SEEN!
THAT'S why Roger Podacter is dead! He found Captain Winky!!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

SOTG thought bubble at 7:47PM: "Sweet! It's Thursday?!?"
SOTG thought bubble at 7:48PM: "V, you gorram sonofabitch."

Anonymous said...

Fatal Distraction with Glenn Close-to-suicide

Son Of The Godfather said...

V attemps Drudge-like juxtaposition with this picture directly adjacent to the "massage" pic to the right.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Call me a cab"

Son Of The Godfather said...

So... What say you NOW, Wheaties reps?

Anonymous said...

A nip and tuck for You Nick, right?

Anonymous said...

You've come a long way (from Sophia), baby!

Son Of The Godfather said...

They cut off the "Y" on the mag title?

Anonymous said...

The Legion of Doom's Cindy Crawford

Son Of The Godfather said...

Is that considered "concealed / carry"?

Anonymous said...

Never make eye contact in the elevator again

Son Of The Godfather said...

Anonymous, not possible with eyes gouged out.

Anonymous said...

Strong enough for a man, but made for a womyn

Anonymous said...

Gotta cut it some slack- he was surrounded by attention whores, now he is an attention whore. Only thing she can do now is shack up with OJ.

Anonymous said...

Andy Dufresne: I just don't understand what happened in there.
Heywood: Old man's crazy as a rat in a tin shithouse, is what.
Red: Would you knock it off? Brooks ain't no bug. He's just... just institutionalized.
Heywood: Institutionalized, my ass.
Red: The man's been in here fifty years, Heywood. Fifty years! This is all he knows. In here, he's an important man. He's an educated man. Outside, he's nothin'! Just a used up con with arthritis in both hands.

Son Of The Godfather said...

♫ Subby knows all there is to know about the crying game... ♫

Anonymous said...

That's a lot of $20 bills right there

Anonymous said...

Call Me Crazy

dadoctah said...

Can someone *please* explain to me why it's not spelled with a K?

dadoctah said...

You do realize, I trust, that you've completely destroyed any chance you had of appearing in the "Can't Stop The Music" reboot....

Anonymous said...

Sprechen sie deutsche?



[waves $20 bill]

satted said...

Thank goodness for photoshop!

Anonymous said...

*HE* isn't a freak because of the sex change crap, *HE* is a freak because he is involved with the Kardashian family.

Sort-of-Mad Max said...

So,Bruce, you've officially moved from the Wheaties box to Froot Loops. Congratulations!

BPatMan said...

"I don't care if Jenner wants his own show. Tell that screw-up that the only way I would give him one would be if he gets his dick cut off in the last episode!"

Dr. Doom said...

Dang - where is Dub when you really need him?..

Kaptain Krude said...

The good news is, Vanity Fair finally put a picture of a Republican on the cover.

The Expendable said...

If you immediately looked for a crotch bulge, I have bad news... actually, you probably already knew.

Submariner said...

East German women's swim team tryouts at 6 you say?

Submariner said...

SOTG was initially tempted by this smelly pirate hooker. Until he found out it was a Kardashian...

Dr. Doom said...

Anyone want to start a pool on how long it takes before Caitlyn is named the Czar of something by the Obama Administration?

Submariner said...

Dr. Doom said...
Anyone want to start a pool on how long it takes before Caitlyn is named the Czar of something by the Obama Administration?


I'll take "never" in the pool, DD. Obammy don't like NOTHIN' without no penis, and this threw one away!

Kaptain Krude said...

Hey, come on, leave him alone. If you had the initials of BJ, you'd probably want to make some changes, too.