Monday, June 29, 2015

That's a Big Effin' Dog

 Schneider

1. "Did you hear about the Supreme Court, Max? Next year, our turn!" 

2. For once, Hillary isn't the biggest bitch on Cap This. 

3. "Oh, I love it when he wags his tail." 

4. "I found him eating a dead homeless guy in the park." 

5. "Because the apartment complex doesn's allow horses, duh." 

Best of dadoctah
    Velma and Scooby take a quick breather before joining up with the others....

Best of Submariner
    Thawt bubble; "I love a girl that's courteous enough to give a reach-around..."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    The day the funny died: TMZ gets its hands on a Marmaduke sex tape.

7 comments:

dadoctah said...

Velma and Scooby take a quick breather before joining up with the others....

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "I love a girl that's courteous enough to give a reach-around..."

John Schneider said...

What do you mean "slippery slope?"

Dr. Doom said...

There is a 'Yellow Dog Democrat' joke in there somewhere but I jut can't drag it up...

Dr. Doom said...

"Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy - can I keep her, can I, oh boy," woofed Peanut, the Great Dane?

Son Of The Godfather said...

The day the funny died: TMZ gets its hands on a Marmaduke sex tape.

jimmy said...

A taste of dubious fame was addictive to Rachel Dolezal, so she took extreme action to keep the spotlight on her, as seen in this photo. Unfortunately, bestiality is not (yet) as acceptable as going around in blackface, so she was forced out of her leadership role in the local ASPCA chapter.