1. "Did you hear about the Supreme Court, Max? Next year, our turn!"
2. For once, Hillary isn't the biggest bitch on Cap This.
3. "Oh, I love it when he wags his tail."
4. "I found him eating a dead homeless guy in the park."
5. "Because the apartment complex doesn's allow horses, duh."
Best of dadoctah
Velma and Scooby take a quick breather before joining up with the others....
Best of Submariner
Thawt bubble; "I love a girl that's courteous enough to give a reach-around..."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
The day the funny died: TMZ gets its hands on a Marmaduke sex tape.