Saturday, June 20, 2015

The Bigger the Cushion...


1. Crowd Surfing at an Indigo Girls show.

2. Young workers unable to support the bloated legacy of a self-indulgent generation. #MetaphorAlert

3. Next week on The Facts of Life: Natalie discovers the Mosh Pit.

Best of Best of
    After this horrible accident, Iron Maiden stopped throwing Twinkies out into the audience

Best of dadoctah
    I turn up my nose at this blatantly obvious Pink Floyd reference.

Best of Rodney Dill
    That's no moon!

Best of Rodney Dill
    Putting the cow in COWABUNGA!

Best of curly
    If Michael Moore had a daughter...

Threadwinner: Son Of The Godfather
    "And what's this thing coming toward me very fast? So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like 'Ow', 'Ownge', 'Round', 'Ground'! That's it! Ground! Ha! I wonder if it'll be friends with me? Hello, Ground!"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    Kevin's fate had been sealed.
    It was wearing size 46-short Levi's, and it was heading straight for him.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    "Out!"... Even Camp Climax has standards.

Best of
    Another blimp disaster on the fields of Lakehurst, New Jersey--oh, the humanity!

Best of Dr. Doom
    The EU Performance Art Players perform their smash hit, Greece...

Best of Steve O
    Now there's an optimist! (And a crowd of pessimists.)

Best of Rodney Dill
    Oh, the huge manatee

39 comments:

Double the U said...

How the AHCA supports the uninsured.

Anonymous said...

Macy's Nightmare Parade

Anonymous said...

Suzie dives at her only chance of getting her box punched

Anonymous said...

After this horrible accident, Iron Maiden stopped throwing Twinkies out into the audience

Anonymous said...

This doesn't happen in other developed nations; we need Twinkie control now more than ever.

Anonymous said...

The White House has blood on its hands after its ban of trans-fats

dadoctah said...

I turn up my nose at this blatantly obvious Pink Floyd reference.

Submariner said...

"Mongo LIKE Sherriff..."

Submariner said...

Sad but true facts:

Multiply the number of whale images to 1.57 times the number of young workers holding them up and you have a perfect metaphor for the federal budget burden being supported by the private sector taxpayer.

Rodney Dill said...

That's no moon!

Rodney Dill said...

HULK SMASH

Rodney Dill said...

Putting the cow in COWABUNGA!

Dr. Doom said...

Rosie O'Donnell greets her adoring crowd...

dadoctah said...

What, *another* stage version of Peter Pan?

Mac said...

Now THAT'S what I'm talkin' about!

Anonymous said...

GOJIRA!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Gravity Check

curly said...

If Michael Moore had a daughter...

Sort-of-Mad Max said...

Looks like Pink Floyd updated the pig balloon for their "Animals 2015" tour.

Anonymous said...

Hillary dove in with abandon know that the press would photoshop the image before publishing it, showing her diving in to help with crowd control in Ferguson.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Things get pretty wild at a Haagen Dazs concert.

Son Of The Godfather said...

ORA:
"And what's this thing coming toward me very fast? So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like 'Ow', 'Ownge', 'Round', 'Ground'! That's it! Ground! Ha! I wonder if it'll be friends with me? Hello, Ground!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

He heard a loud, fleshy, smacking noise and Jonah was finally free.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Hello... Jerry."
"Hello... Newman."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Kevin's fate had been sealed.
It was wearing size 46-short Levi's, and it was heading straight for him.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Out!"... Even Camp Climax has standards.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I dunno, officer. The last thing I remember is dropping my french fries and then... blackness."

Son Of The Godfather said...

The success of the McDonald's playground area eventually led to the not-quite-as-succesful McDonald's mosh pit.

Anonymous said...

Another blimp disaster on the fields of Lakehurst, New Jersey--oh, the humanity!

Anonymous said...

Sweaty Meteor of Death

Dr. Doom said...

The EU Performance Art Players perform their smash hit, Greece...

Kaptain Krude said...

The Bigger The Cushion...

Gee, thanks, VtheK, for ruining yet another great song from my youth.

Kaptain Krude said...

That's why they call it heavy metal.

Submariner said...

Face-plant as the crowd ducks, covers and sidesteps in 3... 2... 1...

Steve O said...

Now there's an optimist! (And a crowd of pessimists.)

Rodney Dill said...

“Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the Universe than we do now.”

Rodney Dill said...

Do you haz my bukkit?

Rodney Dill said...

Oh, the huge manatee

Submariner said...

An irate fan conducts a full frontal assault on V the K for lack of "Best Ofs." Good news; Mr. "the K." is expected to be out of ICU later this month...