Tuesday, June 02, 2015

When Kates Break Down


1.ORA: "Not much, watchin the game, havin a bud." 

2. "Nah, she's still staring at the damn cake. Can I just kill the f--kin' bitch and call it a day?"

3. "Well, smoking boy died of lung cancer, so I guess the reunion photo is off?"

4. "Target eliminated, Mr President. Yes, sir, I plugged that Bolshevik right between the eyes. Over and out." Ah, I miss the Reagan Era and his hit squad of gorgeous secret agent assassins. Suck it, Obama.

5. "Triple AAA? No, but I've got Double D's. You'll be here in two minutes? Fantastic."

8 comments:

Steve O said...

Always be prepared. With a fifth of rum.

Anonymous said...

You'd drink too after seeing the Caitlyn taint of Affirmative Action butt into your industry

chronos z. wonderpig said...

rerun: massage including head joke..yada, yada, yada

chronos z. wonderpig said...

if they want head it's gonna cost more than $20......

chronos z. wonderpig said...

"...and did you see the Adam's apple on that new girl??"

Dr. Doom said...

"Kate, about that cover," intoned the Vanity Fair production assistant, "I am afraid I have some bad news..."

The Expendable said...

Eww! Drinking beer from a brown paper bag? Sorry, Kate, but lips that touch liquor will never touch mine. Of course, if those are the only lips that bottle has touched...

Rodney Dill said...

"Guess I picked the wrong week to stop huffing hair spray products."