2. "Nah, she's still staring at the damn cake. Can I just kill the f--kin' bitch and call it a day?"
3. "Well, smoking boy died of lung cancer, so I guess the reunion photo is off?"
4. "Target eliminated, Mr President. Yes, sir, I plugged that Bolshevik right between the eyes. Over and out." Ah, I miss the Reagan Era and his hit squad of gorgeous secret agent assassins. Suck it, Obama. 5. "Triple AAA? No, but I've got Double D's. You'll be here in two minutes? Fantastic."