Sunday, June 14, 2015

Where De White Women At?


1. "Seriously. tryin' to make everybody think she's something she's not. Who does Caitlyn Jenner think she is?"

2. The Hillary campaign attempts its most daring makeover yet.

3. We've replaced her usual textbook with one written by Dave Chappelle. Let's see if she notices.

4. "So, all I need is a Sideshow Bob wig and a John Boehner spray tan, apparently."

5. The 15th Edition is the most comprehensive yet, with five whole chapters devoted to press-on nails and hair extensions.

Best of dadoctah
Quite possibly the best book ever published outlining chess strategies for the player who doesn't move first.

Best of Best of
    Stewardess, I speak jive.

Best of Jay Guevara
    "The worst part is having to stick a fork into a power outlet every morning."

Best of Dr. Doom
    The latest sordid chapter in the Elizabeth Warren saga...

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    Groovy new look, Jan Brady!

Best of Rodney Dill
    On the other hand, she's the first woman in 20 years that's figured out how to get away with referring to black people as n-----s.

Best of Brew-Jay
    ORA: "Are we awake?"
    "That depends. Are we.......black?"

Best of BPatMan
    Conspiracy theorists take note: Michael Jackson lives!

Best of Best of
    Where are they now? Soledad O'brien edition

28 comments:

dadoctah said...

Quite possibly the best book ever published outlining chess strategies for the player who doesn't move first.

Anonymous said...

Stewardess, I speak jive.

Anonymous said...

We' ve replaced their regular coffee advocate with Forger's Crystal. Let's see if they notice!

Anonymous said...

Fauxy Brown, a blaxploitation romp that outlasts Linklater's Boyhood--either they don't know, they don't show, or they just don't care about LaHood

chronos z. wonderpig said...

that girl wanna bes black, she better grow that booty!!!

chronos z. wonderpig said...

"Say what!! Camp Climax be segregated???"

chronos z. wonderpig said...

Only in America will Barry Obama, descended from slave owners, have to pay reparations to someone who thinks she's black.

Jay Guevara said...

"The worst part is having to stick a fork into a power outlet every morning."

Dr. Doom said...

The latest sordid chapter in the Elizabeth Warren saga...

Son Of The Godfather said...

So, if we're allowed to live the identity we "feel" more in sync with, I'm going to change my name to "Thor".

Son Of The Godfather said...

Well, there's "bi-racial" and now "try-racial".

Son Of The Godfather said...

Groovy new look, Jan Brady!

Son Of The Godfather said...

We finally meet our old "cap this" friend, Dawn.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Beyonce looks a tiny bit different without the makeup.

Rodney Dill said...

do.... ju..... wan..... fries..... widdat? (What the heck does that even mean)

Rodney Dill said...

On the other hand, she's the first woman in 20 years that's figured out how to get away with referring to black people as n-----s.

Rodney Dill said...

"hmmm, maybe I should've tried something easier, like How To Look Like The Prophet Muhammad."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Stolen from a comment on Breitbart:
She's a victim of rachel discrimination.

The Expendable said...

(not so) ORA: "To tell a family secret, my grandmother was Dutch."

Kaptain Krude said...

"Where de white wimmen a.... oh. Never mind."

Kaptain Krude said...

ORA: "Gentlemen, please. Please. Judge me not by the colour of my skin. For I have always been there with you. I was there when George and Weezy moved on up to the East Side. Oh! Oh! Hallelujah! Those were happy times! But-but-but I was also there for the bad times.
When Florida lost James to that tragic auto accident. Oh! Oh! And I was there when Tootie got those terribly painful braces. Oh, yes. And when Arnold Jackson got beat up by the Gooch, I was there. So before you decide that I don't belong here, remember this: I was there!

Brew-Jay said...

ORA: "Are we awake?"
"That depends. Are we.......black?"

chronos z. wonderpig said...

Hillary be pissed that she didn't think of it first.......

BPatMan said...

Conspiracy theorists take note: Michael Jackson lives!

Submariner said...

I'ze filin' deh EEO complain 'gainst Mizz Clinton foh not hirin' me as her intern cuz I'ze black!
Dammit.

Anonymous said...

Where are they now? Soledad O'brien edition

metalgarth said...

Most white react the same way when they find out what chitlins are

jimmy said...

#FabricatedLivesMatter