Friday, July 10, 2015

A Quartet of Oligarchs


1. "You want me to Perot the 2016 election? I'm in!"

2. "Bill, Bill, calm down. It's only the Mexican rapists I want deported."

3. "You used Monica as a humidor, and your wife's banging a chick named Huma. There's got to be some area of comedy in there, right?"

4. "Come on, Bill. Pull it one more time, for old time's sake?"

5. "Come on, Bill, let's ditch the skirts and head to Tijuana for the Donkey Show."

 Best of Double the U
    "Why ditch the skirts? It's amateur night and Hillary always gets on stage."

Best of Rooted in Him
    The 107th annual meeting of the Malefactors of Great Wealth welcomes its new inductees.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Ha! My wife is much hotter than yours could ever be", Trump's boast rattled throughout the room. "What do you think about the matter, Bill?"

Best of Kaptain Krude
 "Hey, didja hear? Biden is thinking of running!" The laughter was loud and long, and lasted at least 15 minutes.

  Best of Dr. Doom
  "...and this meeting of the People Who Should Never Be President Society will now come to order," intoned Chairman for Life Algore with the bang of his gavel...

Best of The Expendable
 The Don: "Bill, your problem is that you let your wife have the same hairstyle as you. A real man makes his wife wear her hair like a giant mushroom."

20 comments:

Double the U said...

"Why ditch the skirts? It's amateur night and Hillary always gets on stage."

Rooted in Him said...

The 107th annual meeting of the Malefactors of Great Wealth welcomes its new inductees.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Ha! My wife is much hotter than yours could ever be", Trump's boast rattled throughout the room. "What do you think about the matter, Bill?"

Rodney Dill said...

Oh the Huma inanity!

Rodney Dill said...

"OK, thats Humidor's right, Huma adores, left."

Rodney Dill said...

"Say... Have you two been to Camp Climax?"

chronos z. wonderpig said...

Not a fair swap Bill, after all Hillary isn't Monica.....

Kaptain Krude said...

"Hey, didja hear? Biden is thinking of running!" The laughter was loud and long, and lasted at least 15 minutes.

chronos z. wonderpig said...

15 Minutes!!!! If Bill could last 5 minutes, I wouldn't need Huma!!

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

Donald Trump explains why Ivana calls him The Donald. As it turns out, Hillary's is bigger...

Dr. Doom said...

"...and this meeting of the People Who Should Never Be President Society will now come to order," intoned Chairman for Life Algore with the bang of his gavel...

dadoctah said...

"Where da non-white women at?"
"Beats the hell out of me. I haven't seen any for miles."

The Expendable said...

Bill: "Hey Donnie, Hill has a pearl necklace. What say we take Melania to the coat room and give her a pearl necklace of her own?"

The Expendable said...

The Don: "Bill, your problem is that you let your wife have the same hairstyle as you. A real man makes his wife wear her hair like a giant mushroom."

dadoctah said...

ABBA have really let themselves go.

Dr. Doom said...

"Remember kids - never finance your campaign with your own money," pontificated The Donald...

GregMan said...

"So how was the latest trip to Pedophile Island, Bill?"

GregMan said...

"See, Bill, if your wife looked like this, you wouldn't have had to finger-bang a fat jewish chick like Monica!"

Kaptain Krude said...

"'Is'? 'E-mail server'?", The Donald sounded surprised. "You two really don't know the meanings of those words? No wonder you picked Al Gore to be your Vice President!"