Sunday, July 26, 2015

Another one for the MIB's







1. And then, Rachel Dolezal's weave became a proto-sentient life form.

2. "Madame, I realize your massive weave is an attempt to draw attention from your enormous ass. It has failed."

3. All her secrets. Everything she's ever done that she wants to forget. Every silent fart she's ever had. It’s all in her hair. That and billions and billions of tiny bugs.

4. What if all the weaves are actually alien parasites programming people to vote Democrat so that all of the planet's defenses are eliminated, and this is their queen? 

5. I don't even wanna know if the carpet matches the drapes.

Best of dadoctah

What If, #37 in a series: Caitlyn Trump.

Best of Best of

and for some unknown reason, Dawn's head exploded.

Best of tonn

Kate had to move from Colorado because people tried to smoke her at bus stops.

Best of Steve O

C'mon, who HASN'T ever thought that to make themselves attractive they have to grow their hair to look like a giant slug from the Star Wars episode with Khan.

b>Best of Dr. Doom

ORA Alert: Boy the Neural Parasite of Deneva IV has really let itself go...

Best of The Expendable

The ultimate in convenience. When "Aunt Flo" visits unexpectedly, Dawn simply tucks her hair into her pants.

Best of Mega

Jeebus, when is Falling Skies going to pull the plug?

18 comments:

dadoctah said...

What If, #37 in a series: Caitlyn Trump.

Anonymous said...

and for some unknown reason, Dawn's head exploded.

Anonymous said...

A living Liberal fantasy of symbiosis par excellence - Each creature eats what the other excretes.

tonn said...

Kate had to move from Colorado because people tried to smoke her at bus stops.

Anonymous said...

So is this how giant centipedes are made?

Anonymous said...

"One comb.... and that hand held grinder."

Peter S. Dee said...

V the K, can you email me at peeteysdee@gmail.com? I've got something special to share with you.

Steve O said...

C'mon, who HASN'T ever thought that to make themselves attractive they have to grow their hair to look like a giant slug from the Star Wars episode with Khan.

Rodney Dill said...

A brain fart is nuthin' compared to a brain shit.

Dr. Doom said...

ORA Alert:
Boy the Neural Parasite of Deneva IV has really let itself go...

Steve O said...

She asked her stylist for something "to make me more attractive."

Mission accomplished, I suspect.

The Expendable said...

V the K, can you email me at peeteysdee@gmail.com? I've got something special to share with you.

Don't do it, VtK! It's a trap! Don't ask me how I know, just trust me. Fool me once, shame on you...

The Expendable said...

"Do you have something to make my hair not smell like ass?"

The Expendable said...

The ultimate in convenience. When "Aunt Flo" visits unexpectedly, Dawn simply tucks her hair into her pants.

Mega said...

Jeebus, when is Falling Skies going to pull the plug?

mega said...

Fetal tissue turned out to be a lot less usable for medical procedures than Planned Parenthood claimed.

mega said...

"Yeah...I know...I'm still waiting to hit my Exchange Gold plan $6,000 deductible. Then I'll do something about it."

Kaptain Krude said...

"I cut my hair off everytime V the K posts a Thursday Babe!"