Monday, July 13, 2015

Diving. Boards.



1. Mr Louganis, meet Mr AIDS-Related-Dementia.

2. "I'll take metaphors for Hillary's Campaign for $300, Alex."

3. "All right, now I just need something to distract me so I miss the ground."

4. Watching these majestic creatures swoop down over the lake to snatch a trout in their talons was a highlight of our trip to Camp Climax.

5. This is like watching Donald Trump run for president. You know it's going to end horribly, but you can't peel your eyes away. 

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    It's all fun and games until someone breaks their dick on the dock.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    Gary gets a helluva last "pre-wheelchair" selfie.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    "Hey Madge, come take a look... It's that crazy Kal El kid again..."

Best of Rodney Dill
    White lives splatter

Best of Rodney Dill
    If you ever had a relative die after saying "Hold mah beer... and watch this." You just may be a redneck.

Best of Submariner
    "When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty, I get the sensation..."

Best of Rodney Dill
    "As.... you.... wish...."

Best of Dr. Doom
    Wilbert was on the side of the warf with his I need feminism because... sign when the Hell's Angels rolled by. His day went rapidly down hill from there...

Best of The Expendable
    The model for Caitlyn Jenner's resculpted Rolls Royce hood ornament strikes the classic pose.

24 comments:

Son Of The Godfather said...

It's all fun and games until someone breaks their dick on the dock.

V, your number 1 cap... pure awesome.

Son Of The Godfather said...

The never-spoken-about-in-public NAACP skeet shooting range.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Gary gets a helluva last "pre-wheelchair" selfie.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I didn't think it could be done, but someone's made crystal meth seem downright appealing.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Russel felt as if he could fly, once Ariane licked his donut hole.

Son Of The Godfather said...

If the best outcome of your situation is a belly flop, it's probably time to realize that you may not have made all the right life choices.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Hey Madge, come take a look... It's that crazy Kal El kid again..."

Dr. Doom said...

The essence of liberalism...

Rodney Dill said...

"How many boards again... do you need for the Triple Lindy?"

Rodney Dill said...

White lives splatter

Rodney Dill said...

If you ever had a relative die after saying "Hold mah beer... and watch this." You just may be a redneck.

Rodney Dill said...

Planking... ur doin it rong.

Submariner said...

"Titanic, Scene 1 Take 1.
Roll tape...speed."
>CLAAAACK!<
"I'm King of the World!"

>Splat<

"Cut."
"OK. Not so good. How's about on take 2 you just deliver your line standing at the bow, eh Leo?"

Submariner said...

"When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty, I get the sensation..."

Submariner said...

Dub takes AoM's suggestion to "Go take a flyin' leap..." seriously.

Dr. Doom said...

Rodney crashes the NOW Rally and orders them to make him a sammich - then he discovers the secret of flight...

Dr. Doom said...
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Anonymous said...

Gravity Check in
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4...
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Son Of The Godfather said...

We call this one "Our President's Deal with Iran"

Rodney Dill said...

"As.... you.... wish...."

Rodney Dill said...

“Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the Universe than we do now.”

Kaptain Krude said...

"♪♫ Believe it or not
I'm walking on air
I never thought I could be so...♪♫
Say, that deck is coming up awfully fas..."

The reboot of Greatest American Hero was cancelled in the middle of the first episode.

Dr. Doom said...

Wilbert was on the side of the warf with his I need feminism because... sign when the Hell's Angels rolled by. His day went rapidly down hill from there...

The Expendable said...

The model for Caitlyn Jenner's resculpted Rolls Royce hood ornament strikes the classic pose.