Sunday, July 05, 2015

Extreme Manspreading


1. After a long day, Neil DeGrasse Tyson just likes to let it all hang out.

2. "C'mon, ladies. You got a tool this nice, you gotta build a shed over it."

3. Sometimes, people won't give up their seats on the subway and you have to eat them.

4. The woman in the background is frantically searching through her Bible for some name to put on this abomination.

5. I feel like if he stood up we'd meet the secret leader of the Mars Resistance.

Best of dadoctah
So I'm torn. Do I make a Santa Claus reference here or go for "Bring me Solo and the Wookiee"?

Best of Best of
HEY HEY HEY !
IT'S FAAAA..........

nah, I'm not going to go there

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Apparently, he didn't make it all the way through the "Six-Minute Abs" video.

Best of Dr. Doom
The scene moments before the roll over derailment...

Best of Dr. Doom
Train Engine: "I think I can, I think I can..."

Best of dadoctah
"Just so you know, I self-identify as a sectional sofa."

Best of Rodney Dill
Black Lives Fatter

Best of Submariner
Albert doesn't look very impressed with Disney's "20,000 Leagues Under The Sea" ride.

21 comments:

dadoctah said...

So I'm torn. Do I make a Santa Claus reference here or go for "Bring me Solo and the Wookiee"?

Anonymous said...

HEY HEY HEY !
IT'S FAAAA..........

nah, I'm not going to go there

Anonymous said...

Al Sharpton's baby picture

Son Of The Godfather said...

Apparently, he didn't make it all the way through the "Six-Minute Abs" video.

chronos z. wonderpig said...

very ORA
the inspiration for Lowell George & Warren Zevon's collaboration "Fatman Of London"

Dr. Doom said...

The scene moments before the roll over derailment...

Dr. Doom said...

Train Engine: "I think I can, I think I can..."

Dr. Doom said...
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Submariner said...

The looks of this fella answers the question:
Q "Why are there so many empty seats at rush hour?"
A "Get in mah bellay!"

Anonymous said...

Somebody wants to be tickled!

Submariner said...

Whoa! "Tickle-Me-Elmo" has really let himself go!

Kaptain Krude said...

Well, at least we know that he didn't have to run to catch the train.

dadoctah said...

"Just so you know, I self-identify as a sectional sofa."

metalgarth said...
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Rodney Dill said...

"I can't believe I ate the whole thing."

Rodney Dill said...

Black Lives Fatter

-or-

Black lives More Matter

Rodney Dill said...

Charles Barkley has really let himself go.

Rodney Dill said...

Technically Earl was not just loitering, but was an employee of the subway, as Chief Vibration Damper.

Submariner said...

Albert doesn't look very impressed with Disney's "20,000 Leagues Under The Sea" ride.

Rodney Dill said...

...and for party magic tricks Earl would pull rats out of his belly button.

Rodney Dill said...

Strangely enough he has no neighbors on either side of his house either.