Monday, July 06, 2015

Eye-to-Eye


1. "At least I know he'll be getting off at Folsom Street."

2. It's always so awkward meeting one of your kid's teachers in public.

3. Suddenly, Tyrone wondered if he had remembered to feed the cat.

4. "Is that you Emma Sulkowicz? I didn't recognize you without your mattress?"

5. "Bitch better not be working my corner, that's all I got to say." 

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Sorry about the attire, I Know you said "inconspicuous". Do you want the usual 'ludes, Mr.Cosby?"

Best of Kaptain Krude
"I don't recall seeing this in the guidebook," Leon thought to himself. "No, I don't recall seeing this at all!"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    Well, Biden did say he rides public transportation...

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    Thawt Bubble: "Wonder if they make that shit in my size?"

Best of chronos z. wonderpig
 Ten years after leaving office, Obama wonders why everyone ignores him on the bus ride to Man Country.....

Best of Dr. Doom
    Pop Culture Pop Quiz

    This train is _________:
    a) probably not in Salt Lake City.
    b) on its way to the marriage license bureau.
    c) less FABUOLOUS than the average SFMTA conveyance.
    d) all of the above.

Best of Submariner
    Thawt bubble; "Ball Park franks. I think I'll have some for dinner when I get home. Maybe 20 of 'em..."

Best of Rodney Dill
    I knew I never should've signed up for Ghostbusters III

 

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

Whatchew talkin' bout Willis?

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Sorry about the attire, I Know you said "inconspicuous". Do you want the usual 'ludes, Mr.Cosby?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

He remembered his night of drunken passion with a woman displaying an identical tattoo. That's when the realization hit him.

Kaptain Krude said...

"I don't recall seeing this in the guidebook," Leon thought to himself. "No, I don't recall seeing this at all!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Well, Biden did say he rides public transportation...

Kaptain Krude said...

"Where's de white non-tattooed wimmen at?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Crack lives matter

Son Of The Godfather said...
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Son Of The Godfather said...

Chris Matthews really enjoys takin' the "A-train" IYKWIMAITTYD.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Nick's relatively unknown sibling, Sid Fury: Agent of Pie

dadoctah said...

"Man, I'm tellin' you, it was one of the Avengers! Right there on the subway, in costume! No, I don't know which one, man, you know all them white superheroes look alike. 'Cept the Hulk, and technically he ain't white anyway."

Son Of The Godfather said...

If you ride long enough, you're going to eventually end up in the same car as a Rocky Horror flash-dance mob.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Thawt Bubble: "Wonder if they make that shit in my size?"

Anonymous said...

When she got on the train he thought she had a really nice ass, then she turned around and realized it wasn't a she.

Anonymous said...

Damn, you really ARE happy to see me...

Admiral Obvious said...

Uh, huh. And the black guy had to button up his shirt.

chronos z. wonderpig said...

Ten years after leaving office, Obama wonders why everyone ignores him on the bus ride to Man Country.....

Anonymous said...

He rode a flaming saddle
He wore a shining star
His job to offer battle to straight men near and far

He conquered fear and he conquered hate
He turned dark night into day
He made his flaming saddle a torch to light the way

An ang lee film
soon playing at a
theater near you

Dr. Doom said...

Number 537b on the list of ways nature says "Stay Away" (well screams it actually)...

Dr. Doom said...

Suddenly Lloyd realizes hs is not in Kansas anymore...

Dr. Doom said...

Pop Culture Pop Quiz

This train is _________:
a) probably not in Salt Lake City.
b) on its way to the marriage license bureau.
c) less FABUOLOUS than the average SFMTA conveyance.
d) all of the above.

Rodney Dill said...

Pop goes the weasel

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "Ball Park franks. I think I'll have some for dinner when I get home. Maybe 20 of 'em..."

Rodney Dill said...

I knew I never should've signed up for Ghostbusters III

Rodney Dill said...

Maybe Cool Cos was onto sumthin' 'bout dem quaaludes

Rodney Dill said...

Niagara Falls? Slowly I turned.