Tuesday, July 14, 2015

Look! In the Sky! It's.....!


1. It was nice of Bud Bundy to bring his girlfriend.

2. Only a feminist knows for sure what's happening here; the answer is "rape."

3. "You realize when we land, Obama will still be president, and Hillary will be his successor. So, that being the case, why should we even open our parachutes?"

4. "You're a dick, Charlie. I'm never letting you pack my chute again."

5. "How exactly does this help increase awareness of Lyme disease?" 

Best of Rodney Dill
    The Hillary campaign has a blimp?

Best of Dr. Doom
    If IAEA monitors inspected parachutes...

Best of Kaptain Krude
    "Bloated, useless, and full of hot air," Kevin mused to himself. "So what brings you up here, Mrs. Clinton?"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    "Guys, we've done it! How many other dudes can say they gang-banged a sex doll at 10,000 feet? Yeah!!!"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    It was then that the pilot of the aircraft, Captain Sum Ting Wong collided with the air orgy.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    I think "Sky Perverts" would make an awesome band name.

Best of Kaptain Krude
    "Peter Frampton doesn't want his prop back, guys. What are we gonna do with it?"

Best of Dr. Doom
    It was a surreal experience. There they were hurtling to their doom and no one wanted to acknowledge the giant white sex doll blotting out the sun and preventing them from opening their 'chutes. In that regard it was a lot like Obama Administration foreign policy (with John Kerry playing the part of the giant white doll - obviously)...

Best of metalgarth
    "UIO" (Unidentified Inflated Objects) was a lost X Files episodes for good reasons

20 comments:

chronos z. wonderpig said...

given all the changes in Armed Forces policy, the 101st Airborne now jumps with Plastic Americans

Rodney Dill said...

The Hillary campaign has a blimp?

Dr. Doom said...

If IAEA monitors inspected parachutes...

Dr. Doom said...
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Steve O said...

Another American first!

Kaptain Krude said...

"Bloated, useless, and full of hot air," Kevin mused to himself. "So what brings you up here, Mrs. Clinton?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Guys, we've done it! How many other dudes can say they gang-banged a sex doll at 10,000 feet? Yeah!!!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

It was then that the pilot of the aircraft, Captain Sum Ting Wong collided with the air orgy.

Son Of The Godfather said...

So when my nephew asks me where babies come from, I think I'm gonna go with the stork story over this one.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Is there anything Carlos Danger won't do?

Son Of The Godfather said...

I think "Sky Perverts" would make an awesome band name.

dadoctah said...

Check the theater listings carefully. "Ant Man" is the latest hit from Marvel. "Aunt Man" is something altogether different.

GregMan said...

Mom?!?

GregMan said...

After Obama killed the Manned Space Program we have to take what we can get.

metalgarth said...

I really don't want to know the origin of this new "super hero"

Kaptain Krude said...

"Peter Frampton doesn't want his prop back, guys. What are we gonna do with it?"

Dr. Doom said...

It was a surreal experience. There they were hurtling to their doom and no one wanted to acknowledge the giant white sex doll blotting out the sun and preventing them from opening their 'chutes. In that regard it was a lot like Obama Administration foreign policy (with John Kerry playing the part of the giant white doll - obviously)...

The Expendable said...

At 5200 feet, Rick joined the "mile high club". At 2600 feet, Percy joined the "half mile club". At 100 feet, Leroy joined the... SPLAT!

metalgarth said...

"UIO" (Unidentified Inflated Objects) was a lost X Files episodes for good reasons

skybill said...

OK "Hams" Time for a "PRO" response!!
'Don't know where the dive was pulled off, looks like something done at the WFC. Anyway, leave it to a bunch of deranged skydivers!! The "formation" is called a "Horney Gorilla" that's where the participants from a standard "star" formation maintain hand grips and flip their feet to the center and lock feet together then let go hands and rub their rib cages while saying,"HOHOHOHOHO" supposedly like a "Horney Gorilla!!" I don't know about the part with the "Blow-up Doll??" She could be a stand in for "Francine Perkins" or "Old Nell" Or "Both!!!" ........................
"Oh there once was a maiden of age 57
who drove a blank gore like ya' never seen before.......
????
Old Nell was........................????
Want to know the "Answer????'
Show up at Scare-Us-Valley when Air Trash is on the Prowel,
Bring a 6-pac and get involved!!
go to www.airtrash.com FMI,
BSBD,
III%,
skybill-out