Monday, July 20, 2015

Pope Knockers

Schneider

[Busy this morning, so here's an easy lay-up.]

Best of Double the U
    ..oh wow... well... okay... ummm, God just spoke to me...priests, popes and clergy, can...ahhh get a hold of those things.

Best of chronos z. wonderpig
    Oh Kaitlin! They are fabulous!

Best of metalgarth
    So, wanna see my latest Papal Edict?

Best of Rodney Dill
    Pie jesu domine dona eis requiem (THWACK)

Best of Nose
    Note to self....tell Cardinal Stoforti about my idea for a second dome at St Peters...

Best of The Expendable
    "Mr. Pope, you're so silly. These aren't God's handiwork. Dr. Brahmbhatt did them!"
    The day the Pope becomes a Hindu.

Best of Dr. Doom
    "Is that a miter in your pocket or are you just glad to see me Your Holiness," asked Shayla?

Best of Dr. Doom
    Suddently the Vicar of Rome realizes why the Vatican A/C is set to 65...

Best of Mr Hankey
    My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.

Best of Kaptain Krude
    Distractions: they have a way of... um,... sometimes... um... whoa!

34 comments:

Double the U said...

..oh wow... well... okay... ummm, God just spoke to me...priests, popes and clergy, can...ahhh get a hold of those things.

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "Holy Trinity! I think we can solve world hunger now!"

chronos z. wonderpig said...

Oh Katlin! They are fabulous!

Submariner said...

Papal thawt bubble; "Note to self; the trappings of power appear to cause nipple erections. The gold chains might help if she's a bit kinky..."

metalgarth said...

So, wanna see my latest Papal Edict?

chronos z. wonderpig said...

Mama Mia! Those are spicy meatballs!!

chronos z. wonderpig said...

ORA - pope thought bubble: "I can't wait until she changes into a nunakini!!"

chronos z. wonderpig said...

Pope: "I've got to rethink this whole celibacy thing......"

Rodney Dill said...

Pie jesu domine dona eis requiem (THWACK)

Rodney Dill said...


Drop kick me Jesus,
Through the Goal posts of Life.

Submariner said...

Papal thawt bubble; "Come to think of it, Sophia Loren would have made a GREAT nun..."

Submariner said...

Papal thawt bubble; "I don't care if he ISN'T Catholic, Subby owes me at LEAST 10 Hail Mary's and 25 Our Father's for what I KNOW he's thinking about Sister Mary Elephant, here..."

chronos z. wonderpig said...

"That's funny, my altar boys didn't have those!"

Rodney Dill said...

Guess I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue.

Rooted in Him said...

ORA: "He is a man of the clothe, but he is also a man, if you follow my meaning."

Nose said...

Note to self....tell Cardinal Stoforti about my idea for a second dome at St Peters...

Rodney Dill said...

Wow! She has bigger boobs than the Vatican.

Mr Hankey said...

They prefer little boys to these???

Submariner said...

"Mama Mia! Them's some spicy meat-a-balls!"

chronos z. wonderpig said...

the pope changes his mind on celibacy

The Expendable said...

His Holiness is simply inspecting Mary Margaret's rosaries.

The Expendable said...

"What do you mean, would I like to be filled with grace? I don't get it, your Grace... ohhhhh..."

Barbara has an epiphany.

The Expendable said...

"Mr. Pope, you're so silly. These aren't God's handiwork. Dr. Brahmbhatt did them!"

The day the Pope becomes a Hindu.

Dr. Doom said...

"Bless you my child, and bless you too my child", intoned His Holiness...

Dr. Doom said...

The Pope introduces his new Aversion Therapy Czar...

Dr. Doom said...

"Is that a miter in your pocket or are you just glad to see me Your Holiness," asked Shayla?

Dr. Doom said...

Suddently the Vicar of Rome realizes why the Vatican A/C is set to 65...

Mr Hankey said...

My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.

Rodney Dill said...

"Oy Vey"

The Expendable said...

Ditto, Mr. Hankey.

The Expendable said...

Try as she might, Babs couldn't get anyone to throw any beads to her. "How does he do it?", she wondered to herself. "Rudy Giuliani already has beads, and he's wearing a bath robe."

Kaptain Krude said...

Distractions: they have a way of... um,... sometimes... um... whoa!

Kaptain Krude said...

A rack: not just a country in the Middle East.

The Expendable said...

(sigh) Thanks a pantload, VtheK. Now we're all goin' to hell.