Tuesday, July 07, 2015

Squeezebox


Celebrate heterosexuality while you still legally can.


1. "I am almost convinced I'm not gay... just let me... you know... become even more convinced."

2."This is the best Young Republicans meeting ever!"

3. Sure, it's all fun and games until some crazy bitch accuses you of rape and walks around carrying a mattress for two years.

4. Finally, a therapy that finally erased the memory of that traumatic afternoon with Jared from Subway when he was 11.

5.  "This is a lot like the Young Democrats meeting last week; except then the guy grabbing my tits was a fat chick in her sixties."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    Ironically, her name was actually "Molly".

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    "Kyle, my eyes are up here!"
    "I know, that's why I'm staring at your tits."

Best of Double the U
    Ohhhh Caitlyn .... They're FABULOUS!

Best of metalgarth
    The Mixers at camp climax were never dull!

Best of GregMan
    "Hillary!? Oh, it's just you, Josh..."

Best of metalgarth
    She: "I think the green gamma radiation is making my boobs grow"
    He: Hulk Fondle!!!!!!!!

Best of Kaptain Krude
 Caution! Despite what the Internet says, this is NOT a scene of Ang Lee's remake of Raiders of the Lost Ark's famous "weighing the idol" scene.

15 comments:

Son Of The Godfather said...

This weeks episode brought to you by the letter "E", as in "Ecstasy".

Son Of The Godfather said...

Ironically, her name was actually "Molly".

Son Of The Godfather said...

Subby has his first beer.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Kyle, my eyes are up here!"

"I know, that's why I'm staring at your tits."

Son Of The Godfather said...

You'd be surprised how far you can get with the "excuse me, I'm blind" line.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Vampires feasting on skanks should be wary of a contact high.

Double the U said...

Ohhhh Caitlyn .... They're FABULOUS!

metalgarth said...

The Mixers at camp climax were never dull!

Dr. Doom said...

Suddenly Lloyd realizes he is not in Kansas anymore...

GregMan said...

"Hillary!? Oh, it's just you, Josh..."

The Expendable said...

A young Bill Clinton polls his constituency.

The Expendable said...

"Moral support? I thought you said you needed boulder support."

metalgarth said...

She: "I think the green gamma radiation is making my boobs grow"
He: Hulk Fondle!!!!!!!!

metalgarth said...

Of course I watched re-runs of the Cosby Show growing up! Why do you ask?

Kaptain Krude said...

Caution! Despite what the Internet says, this is NOT a scene of Ang Lee's remake of Raiders of the Lost Ark's famous "weighing the idol" scene.