Tuesday, July 21, 2015

The Man Who Self-Identifies as a Wet Nurse


1. Beta male or Rachel Maddow at home? You tell me.

2. This would be creepy even if he weren't panting.

3. "Yeah, you like the taste of daddy's nipple ring, don't you?"

4. Well, this is guaranteed lifetime employment for a family therapist.

5. "No, honey. Boys don't like teeth. Ease off! Ease off!"

14 comments:

chronos z. wonderpig said...

Chaz Bono apparently changed her mind.....

dadoctah said...

Jared Fogle: the Saga Continues.

Anonymous said...

In the name of equality, the liberals pass another foolish law.

Anonymous said...

A real man couldn't force a baby to nurse- his chest hair would instigate a flight or fight response from the baby.

Submariner said...

Obamacare Pajama Boy; The Sequel

Rodney Dill said...

Eject Eject Eject

The Expendable said...

A young Bruce Jenner, bonding with his Uncle Sally.

The Expendable said...

How did that baby get so chubby?

Submariner said...

LIPOSUKSHUN: YUR DOIN IT RONG!

Submariner said...

NOM, Nom, nom... zzzzzzzzzz

Kaptain Krude said...

Tits are wonderful. This is not wonderful.

Dr. Doom said...

Before Amerikkka came to its senses, 1143 infants would die of starvation. In the end resurgent personal responsibility fell victim to Iranian nuclear stri... er peaceful use of atomic energy...

Dactyl said...

Kuato, the early years.

Steve O said...

Liberalism. Superficially satisfying. Ultimately non-fulfilling. And there's something terribly wrong with it.