Monday, July 20, 2015

The Sights and Smells of WalMart


1.  Q. Why did the whore drink an entire bottle of Canola Oil? A. Because Trump likes his ho's slick and juicy. 

2. "Sanger-Ade. It's Planned Parenthood in a Bottle: Now Available in a 'Hood Near You."

3. I thought this skank was crazy for drinking her own urine, but then I saw what happened next.

4. The makers of Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor were later sued for ripping off Kate Upton's Hardee's ad and retooling it for their target demo.

5. "So, what goes into a bottle of R. Kelly soda?"

8 comments:

chronos z. wonderpig said...

the pope did more than look at this one......(yes, I know, I'm going to hell)

The Expendable said...

VtheK, your caption #3 is missing the link.

The Expendable said...

Dawn sucks down the whole bottle, but unfortunately, spits it all over the floor when finished.

Dr. Doom said...

Looks like Philidelphia is already gearing up for the Democratic National Convention..

Mr Hankey said...

Love is the only thing that can save this poor creature, and I am going to convince him that he is loved even at the cost of my own life. No matter what you hear in there, no matter how cruelly I beg you, no matter how terribly I may scream, do not open this door or you will undo everything I have worked for. Do you understand? Do not open this door!

Submariner said...

Sha Ney Ney has an epiphany; "Gaaagh! THAT ain't no damn Colt 45 Tall Boy!"

metalgarth said...

My guess is that the threadwinning caption for this post is tattooed under her right boob.

metalgarth said...

I like the old Mello Yello commercials much better