Wednesday, July 01, 2015

Warrior Woman


1. "So, tell us about your date with Chris Brown."

2. "Note to self, do not try to take a dildo away from Hillary when she's been drinking."

3. "This is one 'chalk-faced whore' who didn't let Wookie win."

4. Off-Screen, the rivalry between Eve Plumb and Maureen McCormick got a lot more physical.

5.  Hands and mouth still dripping with the blood of an innocent child, another Hillary intern completes the initiation.

16 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

Rosie O'Donnell's picnics are not for the faint of heart...

Son Of The Godfather said...

"My great-grandfather was at Iwo Jima. Have fun trying to remove that multi-colored obscenity from your rectums."

Son Of The Godfather said...

You haven't really seen rugby until you've seen it played by zombie women.

jimmy said...

'Ow to speak Australian: "Tupperware Party"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Maybe next time, you'll bring me my dinner faster!"
...They never did find SOTG's body.

Anonymous said...

And the liberal feminists went on their twitter and facebook accounts to call her weak and submissive.

Kaptain Krude said...

Irony: breaking your nose wearing a jersey that sports a rhino on it.

Kaptain Krude said...

Irony: breaking your nose wearing a jersey that sports a rhino on it.

Kaptain Krude said...

ORA: "Camp Climax?? Ain't nobody got no time for that!"

Jay Guevara said...

Ban soccer. It's much too violent.

Anonymous said...

Batgirl vs. Supergirl

"Can you bleed (more than me)?"

The Expendable said...

"Bridgette, ask Caitlin for a couple of tampons to shove up your nose. She just bought a whole case, but she'll never need them."

Nose said...

Sarah never really did like Strawberry Shortcake.

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "That oughta teach that skank to try workin' my corner..."

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "Bet that's the LAST time dub makes a crack about a 'fat-roll' within hearing distance..."

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble: " That's the last time I go on an Old Navy shopping excursion with Dawn..."