Saturday, July 25, 2015

What I Saw on Folsom Street



1.  Tom Cruise is not as incognito as he had hoped.

2. Miley Cyrus is like, what, maybe six months from this?

3. If you want to get gonorrhea, AIDS, and salmonella at the same time, I know someone you've just *got* to meet.

4. The original 1970's Dr. Who had a much more limited budget for alien costumes.


5. Still, less creepy than the Colonel Sanders in the new KFC campaign.


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Chief Justice Roberts takes a refreshing stroll after the vote on gay marriage.

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Anthony Weiner has really let himself go...

Best of Russ in Oregon

Casting call for Orgazmo II

Best of The Expendable

Chad knows walking through downtown like this is the worst of his hazing, but he doesn't care. Just one more mile to go and he'll be a FAP brother forever!

Best of The Expendable

A $50,000 grant from the NEA just doesn't buy what it used to.

Best of Dr. Doom

The actor cast as Jar Jar Binks takes five between scenes in Ang Lee's reboot of Star Wars Episonde I: The Phantom Menace...

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So I hand my hat to the doorman, and then I hand him my mask, and I say, "Here, hold my cock and pullet!"

Er, well, I guess you had to be there.

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After falling victim to corporate downsizing at Justice League, LLC, "Fuster-Cluck" walks four blocks to Avenger Corp. to drop off his resume.

Best of Rodney Dill

Sir Robin almost stood up to the vicious chicken of Bristol.

Best of Kaptain Krude

Look, I like Robot Chicken too, but....

23 comments:

dadoctah said...

Well, you *did* say you wanted to know where McNuggets come from.

Dr. Doom said...

Looks like Ron Paul's grass roots organizers are hitting the street a little early this cycle...

GregMan said...

Another Sanders delegate shows up at the Democrat National Convention.

GregMan said...

Chief Justice Roberts takes a refreshing stroll after the vote on gay marriage.

Dr. Doom said...

Anthony Weiner has really let himself go...

Dr. Doom said...

Pop Culture pop Quiz:

This individual _____________.
a) is an ordained Bishop of the Episcopal Church
b) is a proponent of free range chicken reproductive rights
c) is on his way to the marriage license bureau
d) All of the above

Anonymous said...

What's up with the chicken?

Anonymous said...

Casting call for Orgazmo II


..............Russ in Oregon

The Expendable said...

ORA: "Boy, you got a pullet on yore face."

The Expendable said...

Chad knows walking through downtown like this is the worst of his hazing, but he doesn't care. Just one more mile to go and he'll be a FAP brother forever!

The Expendable said...

Tired of a lifetime of mental abuse and paternal negligence, Amil parades back and forth in front of his father's souvenir shop in Little Beirut. "There's no way he can ignore me now", Amir said smugly to himself.

The Expendable said...

A $50,000 grant from the NEA just doesn't buy what it used to.

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Kaptain Krude said...

Q: "Did you get that as an award?"
A: "No, it was a complete pullet surprise."


/Thank you, don't forget to tip your waitresses!

Kaptain Krude said...

Q: "Why did you put a chicken on your face instead of an egg?"
A: "The chicken came first."

Anonymous said...

Some people are just dick heads.

Dr. Doom said...

The actor cast as Jar Jar Binks takes five between scenes in Ang Lee's reboot of Star Wars Episonde I: The Phantom Menace...

Dactyl said...

So I hand my hat to the doorman, and then I hand him my mask, and I say, "Here, hold my cock and pullet!"

Er, well, I guess you had to be there.

Dactyl said...

Something seems awry about the chicken-and-breadsticks promotion at TGI Friday's.

The Expendable said...

After falling victim to corporate downsizing at Justice League, LLC, "Fuster-Cluck" walks four blocks to Avenger Corp. to drop off his resume.

Rodney Dill said...

Sir Robin almost stood up to the vicious chicken of Bristol.

Kaptain Krude said...

Look, I like Robot Chicken too, but....