Tuesday, August 18, 2015

Through the Blinds



1. Kid looks out window. "Mom! There's another Palpatine in our yard!"

2. "Why do the birds stop singing when I walk into the garden," Hillary wondered.

3.  Druid missionaries are always a little shy about approaching the front door.

4. Scene from "The Real Housewives of Dearborn."

5. "Hello, I am the Grim Specter of Death. Is this Rick Perry's campaign office?"

Best of dadoctah
Better check Angie's List. We need to have the garden sprayed for nuns again.

Best of chronos Z. wonderpig
Berkeley Breathed brings Opus back to life.

Best of Rodney Dill
Oh look. She's selling apples.

Best of jimmy
ORA: Sister Mary Blanche arrives two days early at VtheK's house to "collect lingerie for needy, sexy people".

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Throwing chunks of meat around is a good way to find yourself smack dab in the middle of a sharknado.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
She says she's from the People's Front of Judea?

Best of Kaptain Krude
"You have been trained well, my young apprentice. Now, with you by my side, we shall fulfill your destiny and rule the universe side by side! Those Rebel scum will rue the day that... *cell phone rings* Yes, Bill, what do you want? How do you send an e-mail? Well, ask the assistant, I'm busy! *snaps cell phone shut* Now, where was I? Oh yes, those Rebel scum will rue the day they, uh, rebelled against us! We will crush them like... *cell phone rings* What, Bill, I'm in the middle of something. Well, ask the maid, then. *snaps cell phone shut* Now, what was I saying? Something something rebel scum, young apprentice, oh right, now I remember! Nothing can stop us now! *cell phone rings* Now what, Bill? A sandwich? Ask the cook to make you a sandwich, Bill, and leave me alone! I'm monologing! *snaps cell phone shut* How that man ever got to be President instead of me, I'll never know. But we're about to change that, yes we are! Tonight, my young apprentice, we shall... *cell phone rings* Dammit Bill, what do you want now? You're going over to The Grotto, and you're taking the assistant, the maid, and the cook with you? Fine, just stop calling me! *hangs up* Now, what was I.... wait a minute, what grotto?"

Best of Dr. Doom
The latest chapter in the sad saga of Bruce Jenner...

Best of Submariner
Looks like someone got a "right place at the right time" shot out their window during the remake of "Plan 9 From Outer Space."

Best of Dr. Doom
Rare video footage captured Our Lady of Perpetual Entitlements making a house call in Detroit...

17 comments:

dadoctah said...

Better check Angie's List. We need to have the garden sprayed for nuns again.

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

Berkeley Breathed brings Opus back to life.

Rodney Dill said...

Oh look. She's selling apples.

jimmy said...

ORA: Sister Mary Blanche arrives two days early at VtheK's house to "collect lingerie for needy, sexy people".

Son Of The Godfather said...

Throwing chunks of meat around is a good way to find yourself smack dab in the middle of a sharknado.

Son Of The Godfather said...

She Blinded Me With Seance.

Son Of The Godfather said...

She says she's from the People's Front of Judea?

Son Of The Godfather said...

There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Amish.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Chick's got a real bad habit.

Kaptain Krude said...

"You have been trained well, my young apprentice. Now, with you by my side, we shall fulfill your destiny and rule the universe side by side! Those Rebel scum will rue the day that... *cell phone rings* Yes, Bill, what do you want? How do you send an e-mail? Well, ask the assistant, I'm busy! *snaps cell phone shut* Now, where was I? Oh yes, those Rebel scum will rue the day they, uh, rebelled against us! We will crush them like... *cell phone rings* What, Bill, I'm in the middle of something. Well, ask the maid, then. *snaps cell phone shut* Now, what was I saying? Something something rebel scum, young apprentice, oh right, now I remember! Nothing can stop us now! *cell phone rings* Now what, Bill? A sandwich? Ask the cook to make you a sandwich, Bill, and leave me alone! I'm monologing! *snaps cell phone shut* How that man ever got to be President instead of me, I'll never know. But we're about to change that, yes we are! Tonight, my young apprentice, we shall... *cell phone rings* Dammit Bill, what do you want now? You're going over to The Grotto, and you're taking the assistant, the maid, and the cook with you? Fine, just stop calling me! *hangs up* Now, what was I.... wait a minute, what grotto?"

Submariner said...

Hillary delivers an apple to Huma's new girl...

Submariner said...

"Pie Jesu Domine Dona Eis Requiem..."
>THWACK!<
Thawt Bubble; "Day-yum it's a b!tch being the last surviving member of the Gregorian Chant Club for Monks."

Dr. Doom said...

The latest chapter in the sad saga of Bruce Jenner...

Submariner said...

Looks like someone got a "right place at the right time" shot out their window during the remake of "Plan 9 From Outer Space."

Rodney Dill said...

"Damn, I hate the cloak.... I'm gonna go buy and orange jumpsuit."

Dr. Doom said...

Rare video footage captured Our Lady of Perpetual Entitlements making a house call in Detroit...

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