Monday, August 24, 2015
America's First Family of Resting Bitch Face.
1. "M'Chel, it's one thing to stink up Marine One with those gawdawful farts, it's another to look so damn smug about it."
2. "Well, that's done. One more of these stupid 'family vacations,' then we can get a divorce and I'll spend every summer on Fire Island with Reggie Love."
3. "For the last time, Malaria, Marine One can carry all of our luggage or M'Chel's fat ass. It cannot haul both simultaneously."
4. "You see, dogs are unclean animals, so I had to throw Bo out of the helicopter over the Atlantic."
5. "I know your mom has biceps like JJ Watts. Why do you think I married her?"