Monday, August 17, 2015

Hillary bites it


1. Aren't you glad she's not going all "Kate Upton" on that pork chop.

2. "I like pork chops, but they always seem to attract fat black guys. There's one behind me, isn't there?"

3. "This flesh is dead and bloodless. How could it possibly nourish me?"

4. Even while eating pork and drinking lemonade, Hillary still manages to flash a gang sign to her crew down in Compton.

5. Charlotte never should have woven "Benghazi" into that web.

Best of Submariner
Funny, most like a Foster's to wash down the taste of a pork chop. The Hilldawg likes a lemonade to wash down the taste of a Foster...

Best of Submariner
"After this plebian farce, I want to go ride the butter cow... Have Huma fetch my chaps."

Best of Best of
Cop: Senator Clinton, I served with police officer Jack Kennedy. I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. Senator, you're eating Jack Kennedy.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Cannibal Cu*t" would make an awesome punk band name.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"So I say to Cosby, why don't you just try the 500mg one on them?... It's always worked for me..."

Best of Rodney Dill
Nomsferatu

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

"I, Hillary, will, take, a, bite, (take bite) out, of, government, pork, spending!

Yeah, and put it right in my belly... iamiright?"

Mac said...

Hillary Clinton, the other white meat.

Submariner said...

Long Pork - Hillary's favorite way to dispose of adversaries...

Submariner said...

Funny, most like a Foster's to wash down the taste of a pork chop. The Hilldawg likes a lemonade to wash down the taste of a Foster...

Submariner said...

Verbal thawt bubble: "I prefer fish... Did I say that out loud?"

Submariner said...

"After this plebian farce, I want to go ride the butter cow... Have Huma fetch my chaps."

Rodney Dill said...
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Rodney Dill said...

Hillary was udderly amazed at the Iowa State Fair.

Rodney Dill said...

(excerpts from a soon to be coffee table book, celebrating the scandals and political life of Hillary Rodham Clinton to verses of Pop Goes The Weasel -- Pop Goes The Evil)

Round and round the campaign trail
Speechmaking for her peoples
They're just hoping to get close to Bill
Pop, goes the weasel

Scooby van arrives in town
That's what was called her vehic'l
Her campaign was the Myst'ry Machine,
Pop, goes the weasel

Didn't trust Gov IT guys
Set up her own email
Said that it was just for fun
Pop goes the weasel

Feds found top Secret documents
That were hidden with her email
She thought it would just go away
Pop goes the weasel

(I'm up to about 20 verses so far)

Anonymous said...

Cop: Senator Clinton, I served with police officer Jack Kennedy. I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. Senator, you're eating Jack Kennedy.

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

Hmmm... Michele Bachman chose a corndog. Hillary choses a pork chop. #Symbolism #RightWingConspiracyStoleMyFishTaco

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

"...I think that is enough wallowing in the unwashed masses for one day," declared Hillary, "Lets get out of here - someone go find Bill and for Gaia's sake keep him away from the Fun House - we don't want another Rapids City debacle on our hands..."

Dr. Doom said...

"Now lets head over to the Sorority Pie Eating Contest," instructed Hillary, "I am in need of some new talen... er... interns on the bus..."

Kaptain Krude said...

Hm, Hilldog eats a corndog, although Barack-dawg ate a real dog. What is up with the Democratic Party????

Dr. Doom said...

"Well it is true I'm used to getting my pork out of a barrel and it does taste pretty good but it is definitely not free range," complained Mrs. Clinton, "Bring me the head of the chef immediately..."

Dr. Doom said...
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The Expendable said...

ORA: Hilldawg looks longingly at the meat and sighs, "I miss Huma."

Son Of The Godfather said...

She knew damn well what Soylent Green was all along.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Cannibal Cu*t" would make an awesome punk band name.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"So I say to Cosby, why don't you just try the 500mg one on them?... It's always worked for me..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Mmmmm... warm, greasy pig flesh... and what's that she's eating?

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Someone ask that Osborne kid if she knows any Mexicans that can clean my toilet, cuz after all this fried food, I'm gonna spackle that motherfucker good."

Rodney Dill said...

Nomsferatu

Rodney Dill said...

After one bite, Hillary was forever known as "Bucky"