Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Into the mud


1. "Gosh all fish hooks, Rajiv! What made you think this was a good place to take out your contact?"

2. Next Republican debate, one round in the pit of cow manure with these guys. Still, classier than the FoxNews Debate.

3. The horrible truth behind Starbucks coffee.

4. "So, when you invited me to fool around in your mudhole, naturally I thought..."

5, "Come on, surely cleaning out Rosie O'Donnell's latrine cannot be the worst job you have ever had."

Best of jimmy
Ernie and Joey offered to join Hillary Clinton's "Dirty Tricks Squad," but realized instead they were better equipped just to be each other's 'dirty trick'.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Below the Outhouse, a Love Story

Best of dadoctah
There just aren't enough wet wipes in the world to let some people to order the full rack of ribs.

Best of Submariner
You gave Mike al'Moore an Ex Lax pie too?

Best of Best of
Obama did it.
He has fundamentally transformed America into a sh!t hole.

Best of Best of
C'mon, we're in the Smile Room. Smile.

Best of Submariner
I dunno, Rahm; I just sorta thought that Man Country would be different... but it's just the same ol' sh!t.

Best of metalgarth
Why yes! The EPA was in charge of cleaning out this hotel room. Why do you ask?

Best of The Expendable
Next time you take a bite of your Kit Kat Bar, how about some appreciation to Kumar and Sunjay, who personally inspect every cocoa bean that makes it to your mouth.

19 comments:

jimmy said...

Ernie and Joey offered to join Hillary Clinton's "Dirty Tricks Squad," but realized instead they were better equipped just to be each other's 'dirty trick'.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Below the Outhouse, a Love Story

dadoctah said...

There just aren't enough wet wipes in the world to let some people to order the full rack of ribs.

Submariner said...

You gave Mike al'Moore an Ex Lax pie too?

Submariner said...

"Listen to me VERY carefully:
Don't.Light.That.Match.
Got it?"

Dr. Doom said...

The DNC Office of October Surpises gets to work for the Hillary Campaign...

Anonymous said...

Obama did it.
He has fundamentally transformed
America into a sh!t hole.

Submariner said...

Quit chewing your nails! Do you want to get sick?!?

Anonymous said...

C'mon, we're in the Smile Room. Smile.

Submariner said...

I dunno, Rahm; I just sorta thought that Man Country would be different... but it's just the same ol' sh!t.

Submariner said...

"...and THAT is how smelly pirate hookers are made.
NOW........
you know the REST of the story."

metalgarth said...

Why yes! The EPA was in charge of cleaning out this hotel room. Why do you ask?

Anonymous said...

SSDD

Dr. Doom said...

"Have you heard about Ron Paul," asked Rodney?

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

The inner workings of Hillary's e-mail server...

Dr. Doom said...

As it turns out, working at the Clinton Presidential Library was not all it was cracked up to be...

Jay Guevara said...

Backroom politicking at the Democrat National Convention, 2031.

The Expendable said...

Next time you take a bite of your Kit Kat Bar, how about some appreciation to Kumar and Sunjay, who personally inspect every cocoa bean that makes it to your mouth.