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No one really knows what happens to the Carl's Junior models a few years on...
I won't do it. I will NOT make fun of Mrs. Submariner!
What did she graduate from, her weight class?
Was eating at Subway to lose weight, then this whole Jared mess blew up, left the program in protest, and now look what's happened!
This is why gender-neutral pronouns were invented. I think that "zhnurx" applies in this case.
"This meeting of Overeaters Anonymous will come to order," intoned the spokes model, "unfortunately I seem to have eaten the gavel so let's just proceed shall we?"
Jon Lovitz in 2020: rested and ready.
"No, Gavin, I will not 'show off my microphone skills' for you, or for anyone. How did you get in here, anyway?"
As your school president, I congratulate all graduating seniors of the Bertha Jones Beauty School. Unfortunately this is our 4th year in a row with no job placements but I have great hope for next year.
"And I am honored to be selected by the Green Bay Packers in the first round of this year's NFL draft."
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