Monday, August 31, 2015

Large Marge in Charge


1. "I understand my recent gender reassignment may leave some of you confused, especially those of you who weren't sure of my previous gender."

2. "And I hearby call this meeting of Gigantic Raging Angry Dykes to order."

3. "I take offense at that, sir. No way am I as ugly as I am stupid."

4. "Would somebody please remove the corpse of Steve Guttenberg from under this podium?"

5. Rick Perry has really let himself go.

11 comments:

Son Of The Godfather said...

Thursday already?

Son Of The Godfather said...

No one really knows what happens to the Carl's Junior models a few years on...

Son Of The Godfather said...

I won't do it. I will NOT make fun of Mrs. Submariner!

Son Of The Godfather said...

What did she graduate from, her weight class?

dadoctah said...

Was eating at Subway to lose weight, then this whole Jared mess blew up, left the program in protest, and now look what's happened!

BPatMan said...

This is why gender-neutral pronouns were invented. I think that "zhnurx" applies in this case.

Dr. Doom said...

"This meeting of Overeaters Anonymous will come to order," intoned the spokes model, "unfortunately I seem to have eaten the gavel so let's just proceed shall we?"

dadoctah said...

Jon Lovitz in 2020: rested and ready.

Kaptain Krude said...

"No, Gavin, I will not 'show off my microphone skills' for you, or for anyone. How did you get in here, anyway?"

Mr Hankey said...

As your school president, I congratulate all graduating seniors of the Bertha Jones Beauty School. Unfortunately this is our 4th year in a row with no job placements but I have great hope for next year.

Jay Guevara said...

"And I am honored to be selected by the Green Bay Packers in the first round of this year's NFL draft."