Friday, August 28, 2015

Me Love You Long Time, Mrs First Lady

1. "Such perky young breasts, would you like to come back to my $600,000 a night, taxpayer-funded luxury hotel suite?"
2. "Mrs. Obama... is that a roll of Lifesavers in your pocket?"
3.In a second, Sigourney Weaver is going to burst in in her underwear yelling "Get away from her, you bitch."
4. "Don't you turn your back on me you... Burnt-Sienna-Faced Whore."
5. "Our safe word is 'Eatin' Shovel.'"


Anonymous said...

Thank you, it's made from the flags of all the nations my husband has betrayed.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Wonder if I can shape my thought bubble into the shape of Earth..."

Kaptain Krude said...

"You look like a girl I once knew."
You look like a couch I once sat on.

metalgarth said...

She's about to find out why you should "let the wookie win"

Kaptain Krude said...

"I have a terrible secret to tell you. A secret I've never told anyone until now. You look at me, and see a beautiful woman. But it is all a lie. For I was actually born... a man!"

Yes, Mrs. Obama, I know, so was I.

mega said...

"What a sweet 12 year old you are, child. Would you be willing to come to the US to have a baby?"

Dr. Doom said...

Mrs. Obama: "I-phone factory, well that must be very interesting and since I own five of them that must mean your job is very secure."
Child: "We work 14 hours a day, all they feed us is rice, and if we complain they send us to the re-education camp!"
Mrs. Obama: "That gives me an idea for my school lunch program..."