Friday, August 28, 2015

Me Love You Long Time, Mrs First Lady

1. "Such perky young breasts, would you like to come back to my $600,000 a night, taxpayer-funded luxury hotel suite?"
2. "Mrs. Obama... is that a roll of Lifesavers in your pocket?"
3.In a second, Sigourney Weaver is going to burst in in her underwear yelling "Get away from her, you bitch."
4. "Don't you turn your back on me you... Burnt-Sienna-Faced Whore."
5. "Our safe word is 'Eatin' Shovel.'"

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thank you, it's made from the flags of all the nations my husband has betrayed.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Wonder if I can shape my thought bubble into the shape of Earth..."

Kaptain Krude said...

"You look like a girl I once knew."
You look like a couch I once sat on.

metalgarth said...

She's about to find out why you should "let the wookie win"

Kaptain Krude said...

"I have a terrible secret to tell you. A secret I've never told anyone until now. You look at me, and see a beautiful woman. But it is all a lie. For I was actually born... a man!"

Yes, Mrs. Obama, I know, so was I.

mega said...

"What a sweet 12 year old you are, child. Would you be willing to come to the US to have a baby?"

Dr. Doom said...

Mrs. Obama: "I-phone factory, well that must be very interesting and since I own five of them that must mean your job is very secure."
Child: "We work 14 hours a day, all they feed us is rice, and if we complain they send us to the re-education camp!"
Mrs. Obama: "That gives me an idea for my school lunch program..."