Sunday, August 02, 2015

Oh no, not again


1. "Yeah, right, whales will fly through the sky before Donald Trump becomes president."

2. "Hurray! Our plan worked and Willzyx is off to join his companions on the moon!"

3. "Hey, what do you bet more people will be upset if I drop a whale from a 747 than they get about ISIS executing 50,000 children?"

Best of chronos Z. wonderpig
"No one gave a shit until they were told his name was Cecil....

Best of GregMan
To prove once more that she is middle class, Hillary spends a day at the beach.

Best of Rodney Dill
If you can dodge a whale, you can dodge a ball.

Best of Submariner
So long, and thanks for all the fish!

And before any monor corrects my ORA - I KNOW it was a different marine mammal...
Best of Submariner

I love being on the beach at St. Maarten, watching the big ones come in for a landing...
Best of Rodney Dill

Whaler? I don't even know her.
Best of Kaptain Krude
Look out! Michael Moore has gone off his diet again! Run for your lives!

Best of The Expendable
Finding a dead, bloated sperm whale on the beach is still a lot better than stepping on the "Coney Island white fish" they have on the Jersey shore.

Best of Rodney Dill
"CANNONBALL!"

Best of Kaptain Krude
ORA: Mushu tried and tried, but no one can escape Leela when she puts her mind to catching you.

22 comments:

Kaptain Krude said...

Free Willie!

/Or, as the great John Pinette put it, "Fwee Wewwee!"

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

"No one gave a shit until they were told his name was Cecil....

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

VtK's #2 is da bomb

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

Look! Up in the sky. It's a bird, it's a plane, oh crap it's whale shit......

dadoctah said...

How much you want to bet one of his flukes washes up on Reunion?

GregMan said...

To prove once more that she is middle class, Hillary spends a day at the beach.

GregMan said...

Man, Flipper has really let himself go.

GregMan said...

ORA: Hell of a way to go for something that was once a bowl of petunias.

Rodney Dill said...

Now that's something to blubber about.

Rodney Dill said...

If you can dodge a whale, you can dodge a ball.

Submariner said...

So long, and thanks for all the fish!




And before any monor corrects my ORA - I KNOW it was a different marine mammal...

Submariner said...

I love being on the beach at St. Maarten, watching the big ones come in for a landing...

Rodney Dill said...

Tom Brady was later charged for throwing an underinflated whale.

Rodney Dill said...

What? I didn't know the Hillary campaign had a blimp"

(well it worked before)

Rodney Dill said...

Shave the whales

Rodney Dill said...

Whaler? I don't even know her.

Submariner said...

Yada, yada, yad, Sandra Fluke, yada, yada, yad, sperm whale, yada...

Dr. Doom said...

Paparazzi in South Beach have developed a secret method of communicating with eachother using highly visible giant baloons. This one means: Rosie O'Donnell's Fan Club have taken over the beach - For the Love of God - STAY AWAY...

Kaptain Krude said...

Look out! Michael Moore has gone off his diet again! Run for your lives!

The Expendable said...

Finding a dead, bloated sperm whale on the beach is still a lot better than stepping on the "Coney Island white fish" they have on the Jersey shore.

Rodney Dill said...

"CANNONBALL!"

Kaptain Krude said...

ORA: Mushu tried and tried, but no one can escape Leela when she puts her mind to catching you.