Tuesday, August 04, 2015

TMI


1. It's not what you think; they are just incredibly fastidious about their housecleaning.

2. Well, someone sure enough hit the eHarmony jackpot.

3. "Honey, I think the Hibachi chef is hitting on... one of us."

4.  Coincidentally, this was the exact same Hibachi table where Penny proposed to Isaiah a week later.

5. Woman in the background: "Is she nuts? She'll burn her ass on that thing."

12 comments:

metalgarth said...

I guess they couldn't spell "pleasurable and adult context"

Kaptain Krude said...

"I don't see what the big deal is," Alan Listerine complained. "When Ann Nuestro and I spell out our initials, this is what happens. If we were to reverse it, that would spell out ALAN, and that sounds conceited, right? And where would Ann fit in, anyway?" His face reddened as the laughter deepened.

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

why they stock the large cans of Crisco

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

Catlin finally finds a boyfriend

Rodney Dill said...

Chef: "Anar? I don't' even know her."

Dr. Doom said...

You don't want to know what they did with the onion volcano...

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

Benihana's of Fire Island...

Submariner said...

Guess what the "flaming volcano" looks like?

Dr. Doom said...

"Vely good flied lice plesentation," praised the teppanyaki trainer, "But what have you done with the zucchini and callots? Oh nevelmind..."

Kaptain Krude said...

Shouldn't there be a question mark at the end?

The Expendable said...

Ellery Queen: "Young Heather was bent over this hot grill, and left a permanent imprint of her supple bosom. Unfortunately, she was seared to death, but not before she could sprawl the name of the killer... her jealous boyfriend Anal Johnson."

Ellery Queen Episode #220: The Case of the Grilled Girl.