Wednesday, August 26, 2015

What Is It with Detroit and Satanists Lately?


1. The new Dairy Council ad campaign has taken an odd turn.

2. Ever since the osteoporosis kicked in, Satan has no longer been so keen on blood sacrifices.

3. "I warned you this was going to bring all the boys to the yard, Debby!"

4. The Support Group for Patriotic Goths who mistake their Girlfriends for Bowls of Product 19 will now come to order.

5. Wisconsin baptism.

22 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

The Safe Schools Czar administers some discipline at the Michele Obama National Reeducation Center. This particular miscreant had tried to order whole milk with her federally approved school lunch gruel...

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Dr. Doom said...

In California it is now cheaper to bathe in milk than in water...

Dr. Doom said...

The 'Milk Bucket Challenge', started by the Wisnonsin Dairy Board to raise money for starving children in Ethiopia was lambasted by Rev Sharpton as being too white...

Dr. Doom said...

In a modern day equivalent of the Salem Witch Trials, convicted Republican women are dragged into the streets and disciplined in Detroit...

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Son Of The Godfather said...

"Hey, has anyone seen the two gallons of bull semen I left right here next to these milk jugs?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Do you prefer your milk pasteurized?"

"No, just up to my tits please."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Ba'al bukake is kind of a fringe niche.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Behold!... See what we do to those who would reject Satan?... Release the kitties!!!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Kind of fitting for these Fruit Loops.

Steve O said...

Got Satan?

metalgarth said...

We're all out of Crisco, so this bull semen will have to do

Kaptain Krude said...

Bukakki: Ur doin it wrong!

Anonymous said...

Milk, it does a body good.

Dactyl said...

Lactose intolerance is a choice. You will be punished.

Nate said...

Actually, here in Wisconsin, we baptize in cheese sauce.

Jim Howell said...

If I EVER catch you with my butt plug again you're toast kid. Now give it back. Pleeeeasseee.

Passionate Conservative said...

Playing the role of Peter North will be...