Wednesday, September 09, 2015

Curling Up with a Nice... Phallus


1. Folsom Street carnival games offer some unusual prizes.

2. "Zzzzzzz... it's twooo! it's twooo!.... Zzzzzzz."

3. "Amateur," sniffed Andrew Sullivan. (Standard Giant Phallic Object Caption #457)

Best of jimmy
    "#$%^ you, autocorrect! I requested a layover in DALLAS!" #DeltaAirFail

Best of Rodney Dill
    Didn't seek immediate medical attention after four hours.

Best of Submariner
    ORA
    ♫ There's got to be a morning after...♪
    ♪ If we just hold on, through the storm. ♫

Best of Best of
    You can have my Phallus
    When you pry it
    from my cold dead hands

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    Earl's new boyfriend is kind of a dick.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    Stephen King's Thicker.

Best of Kaptain Krude
    "Damn you, genie", Al mumbled to himself. "I specifically said three-foot PIANIST."

Best of GregMan
    Chief Justice Roberts relaxes after the gay marriage decision.

Best of dadoctah
    Sneak preview of the big reveal at the next Apple press conference.

Best of Kaptain Krude
    Robbie laughed gently to himself. He could now afford that trip to Wichita. The black men bet him that he couldn't make them laugh, then they bet him he couldn't make them cry. He made a fortune.

15 comments:

jimmy said...

"#$%^ you, autocorrect! I requested a layover in DALLAS!" #DeltaAirFail

Rodney Dill said...

Didn't seek immediate medical attention after four hours.

Submariner said...

ORA
♫ There's got to be a morning after...♪
♪ If we just hold on, through the storm. ♫

Anonymous said...

You can have my Phallus
When you pry it
from my cold dead hands

Son Of The Godfather said...

Earl's new boyfriend is kind of a dick.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Well obviously you'll pass out if you get a woodrow that big.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Stephen King's Thicker.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Damn you, genie", Al mumbled to himself. "I specifically said three-foot PIANIST."

GregMan said...

Chief Justice Roberts relaxes after the gay marriage decision.

GregMan said...

Sure it's comfortable, but don't the hairs tickle?

dadoctah said...

Sneak preview of the big reveal at the next Apple press conference.

Kaptain Krude said...

Robbie laughed gently to himself. He could now afford that trip to Wichita. The black men bet him that he couldn't make them laugh, then they bet him he couldn't make them cry. He made a fortune.

Kaptain Krude said...

Barney's compensating for something, but nobody knows what, nor cares to know.

Anonymous said...

I'm your p*nis, I'm the fire of your desire...

Dr. Doom said...

As it turns out Rodney really can $#&^-up a wet dream...