Friday, September 04, 2015

Damn Nature, You Scary

Schneider



A pack of Lawn Flamingos have been know to skeletonize a full-grown tyrannosaurus in less than six minutes.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
By pure coincidence, the name of my forthcoming album just happens to be "Carnivorous Flamingos".

Best of Son Of The Godfather
On the Serengeti, nothing is wasted.

Best of Rooted in Him
Doctor Cornelius Wisengut had spent years training his flock of attack flamingos for just such a moment. He was pleased.

Best of jimmy
The SyFy Channel has really run out of ideas for their movies.

Best of dadoctah
The SyFy Channel has really run out of ideas for their movies.
Not until I've seen "Chihuahadon vs. Poodlesaur" it hasn't.

Best of chronos Z. wonderpig
The flamingos had slim pickings after M'Chel finished her afternoon snack.......

Best of Submariner
Somehow, I don't think Jurassic Park XVI; Rise of the Flamingos is at least XIV too many sequels...

17 comments:

BPatMan said...

SOMEBODY needs a Tic-Tac!

Son Of The Godfather said...

By pure coincidence, the name of my forthcoming album just happens to be "Carnivorous Flamingos".

Son Of The Godfather said...

#gayraptorlivesmatter

Son Of The Godfather said...

On the Serengeti, nothing is wasted.

dadoctah said...

Complaints were made to the Kansas state legislature that the sculpture was blasphemous, as the Holy Bible makes no mention of flamingos.

Rooted in Him said...

Doctor Cornelius Wisengut had spent years training his flock of attack flamingos for just such a moment. He was pleased.

jimmy said...

The SyFy Channel has really run out of ideas for their movies.

dadoctah said...

The SyFy Channel has really run out of ideas for their movies.

Not until I've seen "Chihuahadon vs. Poodlesaur" it hasn't.

Kaptain Krude said...
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Kaptain Krude said...

dadoctah said...

The SyFy Channel has really run out of ideas for their movies.

Not until I've seen "Chihuahadon vs. Poodlesaur" it hasn't.


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chronos Z. wonderpig said...

The flamingos had slim pickings after M'Chel finished her afternoon snack.......

friv 2 said...

Very interesting, I've spent a lot of time to read and think about it, thanks for your ideas.

Son Of The Godfather said...


Anonymous friv 2 said...

Very interesting, I've spent a lot of time to read and think about it, thanks for your ideas.


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Dr. Doom said...

How to tell if your T-Rex is in need of some penicillin...

Rodney Dill said...

Just another visual euphemism for the Trump Campaign

Dr. Doom said...

After the free clinic moved into the vacated Natural History Museum in Detroit, they were able to get pretty creative with their STD PSAs...

Submariner said...

Somehow, I don't think Jurassic Park XVI; Rise of the Flamingos is at least XIV too many sequels...