Friday, September 11, 2015

Damsels



1. "Now, Becky, is finding out 'it's twoo' really worth the price of a permanently wrecked baby chute?"

2. "Madame Secretary Clinton, the sacrifice is ready. Is the altar prepared?"

3. "You'll feel better when the drugs kick in; also any testimony you have to offer against the Clintons will be irrevocably tainted."

Best of dadoctah
    Kim Davis: the early years.

Best of Kaptain Krude
Sadly, Bob the Woodchipper, the first spinoff from Thomas the Engine, just was not handled right.

Best of Brew-Jay
    College. It's worth every loan payment.

Best of Kaptain Krude
    "But I don't *want* to be a smelly pirate hooker!"

13 comments:

John Schneider said...

She was so wasted, she didn't even feel the Invisible Man beneath her.

dadoctah said...

Kim Davis: the early years.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Come on, Luisa, you need to get these cheers down right!" Becky urged the newest freshman. "I mean, the Democratic Convention is coming up fast, and you aren't ready yet. Now repeat after me: Ia! Ia!"

Kaptain Krude said...

Sadly, Bob the Woodchipper, the first spinoff from Thomas the Engine, just was not handled right.

Brew-Jay said...

College. It's worth every loan payment.

Kaptain Krude said...

"But I don't *want* to be a smelly pirate hooker!"

Dr. Doom said...

Initiation rites for Sandra Fluke's sorority, Chi Chi Chi are brutal, just brutal...

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Submariner said...

"Bring in the offering for the Tri-Lam Tribunal!"

Submariner said...

After the break on Hollywood True Confessions: "The REAL Waltons of Walton's Mountain"

Mary Ellen spends a month and a half at rehab after a short stint with Grampaw Walton, pictured two shots down.

But first a word from our sponsor, Crisco.

Submariner said...

ORA

The girls laughed as they helped Alice to bed; what did she expect after the subliminal message Alan had sent her at Benihana's?

curly said...

"That damn Curly is hung like a horse".