Tuesday, September 01, 2015

Eeny-Meany-Miney-Moe



1. "I didn't get a harrumph out of that man. 10 minutes in the 'pain chamber' with Huma."

2. "Pull it, damn you!"

3. ORA:  "You sir, you look like a vital specimen. Would you care to some to Summers Isle for our annual Wicker Man Festival? You'll be the guest of honor."

4.  "Yes I wiped it... with a cloth. Let me demonstrate on baldy's head over there."

5. "I have suckled a baby, and I know how sweet it is to love the baby at my breast. But even as the baby was smiling up at me, I would have plucked my nipple out of its mouth and smashed its brains out against a wall if I had sworn to do that the same way you have sworn to do this. Now, pony up the donations, Bald-O!" - The Hillary Charm Offensive continues.

Best of chronos Z. wonderpig

"You! Yea, you - sitting at your computer monitor - this is not a porn site, pull your pants up!"

Best of Son Of The Godfather

"No, you son of a bitch, the dress is NOT from the Lewinsky collection!"

Best of Son Of The Godfather

Do I hear 11?... No?... Sold! To the unidentified foreigner in the front row for 10 million dollars. To claim your twelve minute speech from my husband and complimentary national secret, just log on to my server. The password was on all your invitation cards."

Best of Son Of The Godfather

When a woman points a stubby sausage at someone else, she should remember that four of her stubby sausages are pointing at herself.

Best of Son Of The Godfather

"Ed Henryus Expellus!

Best of Submariner

ORA: "My God! I can't stand any more of this! First you spurn me for Eddie, and then you throw him off like an old overcoat for Rocky! You chew people up and then you spit them out again... I loved you... do you hear me? I loved you! And what did it get me? Yeah, I'll tell you: a big nothing. You're like a sponge. You take, take, take, and drain others of their love and emotion. Yeah, well, I've had enough You're gonna choose between me and Rocky, so named after the rocks in his head!"

30 comments:

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

"You! Yea, you - sitting at your computer monitor - this is not a porn site, pull your pants up!"

mega said...

It got to a point where Trump would say "Freeze!" and the other candidates would just turn into statues.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"...and your little dog, too!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"No, you son of a bitch, the dress is NOT from the Lewinsky collection!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Then, you put your right hand back in, and apparently you shake it all about."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Do I hear 11?... No?... Sold! To the unidentified foreigner in the front row for 10 million dollars. To claim your twelve minute speech from my husband and complimentary national secret, just log on to my server. The password was on all your invitation cards."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Have YOU ever dodged sniper fire??? I thought not."

Son Of The Godfather said...

When a woman points a stubby sausage at someone else, she should remember that four of her stubby sausages are pointing at herself.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"OK you dick, we'll do this the Scanner way."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Does this smell like Huma?

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Just look what you did to my manicure, Miss 'Can't Spare a Square'!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"What's my answer about serving possible jail time? 'Go fuck yourself with a cactus'... THAT'S my answer."

Son Of The Godfather said...

The remake of "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" is gonna blow chunks.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Ed Henryus Expellus!

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Then they just poke a hole in its head like this, then they're able to sell the baby parts for a profit. Brilliant, actually."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Hillary demonstrates how she will spend most of her time in the all-female Federal Penitentiary.

Kaptain Krude said...

"♪ ♫ I was made for lovin' you, baby,
You were made for lovin' me ♪ ♫
Hey, why are you vomiting? Was it something in the punch?"

It's good to see that Paul Stanley is cleaning up his act.

Dr. Doom said...

Hey SOTG can the rest of us play too?

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Dr. Doom said...

"Let me tell you what I know about servers Bob. I am going to have a couple of them being me room service meal with a giant porter house, beluga caviar, and a magnum of Dom Perignon," screeched Mrs. Clinton, "and do you know the best part about it? You're paying for it!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Dr.Doom <--- Hey man, I was lookin' for more players! ;)

Dr. Doom said...

With a touch of the evil eye and a flick of her finger, Hillary orders her minions to perform a "Vince Foster" on the FNC reporter in the back of the room...

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Submariner said...

Right.Over.There!
SOTG!
Another player is right over there!

Submariner said...

"Not the man, you twit! The babe with Ace of Spades. Yes, 'tard, over there! Have her brought to my dressing palace AT ONCE! And try not to fcuk up the delaying monologue this time..."

Submariner said...

"I will gladly give you a state secret Tuesday for a Foundation donation today..."

Submariner said...

ORA

"My God! I can't stand any more of this! First you spurn me for Eddie, and then you throw him off like an old overcoat for Rocky! You chew people up and then you spit them out again... I loved you... do you hear me? I loved you! And what did it get me? Yeah, I'll tell you: a big nothing. You're like a sponge. You take, take, take, and drain others of their love and emotion. Yeah, well, I've had enough You're gonna choose between me and Rocky, so named after the rocks in his head!"

Submariner said...

Get.Joe.the.Plumber.Away.From.That.Damn.Microphone!