Wednesday, September 23, 2015

Fellow Travelers



1. "You mind waiting here while I grab a smoke, your holiness?"
2. "From the balcony, you will be able to see all of M'Chel's ass."
3. "That's funny, usually when I touch a priest, my hand starts burning."
4. "Sorry if I keep chucking, most holy. It's just that the Safe School Czar wore that exact same costume last Halloween."
5. "... and for my third wish, I want Hillary's face eaten by rats." The SCOAMF was rather... uninformed... about the Pope's actual powers.

Best of Best of
and right over here sir we have a surprise! We gathered ten boys from the DC area for your... ahhhhhh... "blessings".

Best of Dr. Doom
"No your Holiness, not that way," explained the President, "That looks a lot like a door but it is really a window. Just follow these yellow bricks I had installed and you will be fine..."

Best of chronos Z. wonderpig
and you know what? I wore an outfit just like that at Man Country.....

Best of Rodney Dill
"Ah.... So it's the bear that shits in the woods."

Best of Rodney Dill
Pope:"No you must get lower an extend more... Christ, no wonder you got so many gutter balls...... Oh, Shit, I swore again."

Best of dadoctah
Rook takes bishop....

Best of Submariner
"... five, six, seven, eight! Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!”"

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

and right over here sir we have a surprise! We gathered ten boys from the DC area for your... ahhhhhh... "blessings".

Dr. Doom said...

"No your Holiness, not that way," explained the President, "That looks a lot like a door but it is really a window. Just follow these yellow bricks I had installed and you will be fine..."

jimmy said...

"Of course not, your Pope-ness," Obama replied clumsily. "M'Chel would not intentionally shun you for your pro-life stance. That pissy look on her face is because you're wearing white after Labor Day."

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

and you know what? I wore an outfit just like that at Man Country.....

Rodney Dill said...

Obama: "Walk this way."
Pope: "If I could walk that way I wouldn't need talcum powder."

Rodney Dill said...

"No your Pope-iness... its not an eclipse, it's just the shadow of Michelle's ass... just walk about 20 more feet this direction."

Rodney Dill said...

"Ah.... So it's the bear that shits in the woods."

Rodney Dill said...

Pope: "By your walk I think you'd be very popular with our recovering pedophile priests."

Rodney Dill said...

Pope:"No you must get lower an extend more... Christ, no wonder you got so many gutter balls...... Oh, Shit, I swore again."

Kaptain Krude said...

"... and step, two, three, four, and turn, and pivot," Barry instructed His Holiness. "Come on, uh, Francis, lighten those toes up."

And that is how the war really started, kids.

dadoctah said...

Rook takes bishop....

Submariner said...

"... five, six, seven, eight! Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!”"

Submariner said...

"This way to Man Country, your Pope-i-ness. I'm pretty positive you'll be REAL popular there..."

Mr Hankey said...

The way home from all this crazy shit?.....Just follow the Yellow Brick Road...

Submariner said...

"...and over here we hide the emergency supply of eatin' shovels in case M'Chel bites through one at a state dinner..."