1. In a desperate effort to save his sinking campaign, Jeb Bush introduces his running mate, Vermin Supreme.
2. "Don't worry, sweetheart. I am not about to let some bitch Kentucky clerk stand in the way of our happiness."
3. "We saw your poll numbers and thought an FTD Pick-Me-Up bouquet would be just the thing to turn that frown upside down."
4. Polls showed a majority of Americans wanted to see Jeb "pushing up daisies," and, as usual, he completely misunderstood.
5. Illegal Immigration isn't the only 'act of love' Jeb is into.