Tuesday, September 08, 2015

Flowers for Algerjeb

Brender


1. In a desperate effort to save his sinking campaign, Jeb Bush introduces his running mate, Vermin Supreme.

2. "Don't worry, sweetheart. I am not about to let some bitch Kentucky clerk stand in the way of our happiness."

3. "We saw your poll numbers and thought an FTD Pick-Me-Up bouquet would be just the thing to turn that frown upside down."

4. Polls showed a majority of Americans wanted to see Jeb "pushing up daisies," and, as usual, he completely misunderstood.

5. Illegal Immigration isn't the only 'act of love' Jeb is into.

16 comments:

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

Did they apply for their marriage license in Tennessee?

Rodney Dill said...

bush whack

Double the U said...

Wow, W sure has let himself go since he left the White House.

Dr. Doom said...

Pandering to the Orthodox Jewish vote - YUR DOIN' IT RONG...

Dr. Doom said...

...right after Slash endorsed Jeb's candidacy the pair broke into an a Capella rendition of Sweet Child of Mine... and The Donald did grin...

Son Of The Godfather said...

Mick Fleetwood is establishment?!?

Markus ARyanas said...

Jeb: Flower? I have no flower on my face!
Mrs. Jeb: He(guy with beard) wasn't kissing your face, my love.

dadoctah said...

Meet the guy who came up with the exclamation point on the campaign posters.

Rodney Dill said...

Sidney or the Bush

Double the U said...

He asked if he could clean my chimney, and one thing lead to another and we have been happily together ever since.

Submariner said...

Looks like Jeb is the early leader for the coveted Amish Mafia vote...

dadoctah said...

Wavy Gravy has really let himself go.

Jay Guevara said...

How embarrassing would this be? What if people see that guy photographed with Jeb Bush? He'll never live it down.

Anonymous said...

Brokeback Campaign

Rodney Dill said...

The Grateful Politically Dead

Anonymous said...

Jeb and I go way back. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yepvgEPySMA