Saturday, September 19, 2015

Hey, They're in Love


1. Hillary Clinton's Technical Support staff. They don't just wipe servers, if you know what I mean and I think that you do.

2. You know, abstinence education totally works when these guys teach it.

3. "I'm so excited! Tomorrow night we're having dinner at the White House with the president and the Pope."

4. Has-been blogger Charles Johnson emerged from retirement to announce his engagement this week.

5. Rejected Superhero Duo's: The Flaming Banana and the Stretchpants Avenger.

Best of John Schneider
Jabba the Hut: Before the Life of Crime, coming to Disney Channel this fall.

Best of chronos Z. wonderpig
These 2 have never been with a Warrior Woman...or any woman.

Best of Dr. Doom
"Holy fruit salad Androgeny Man," cried Canary Boy, "Is that a banana in my pocket or am I just glad to see you?"

Best of Rodney Dill
Sloth love Chunk

Best of chronos Z. wonderpig
The co-mayors of Funtcuck (Please pronounce carefully)

14 comments:

John Schneider said...

Jabba the Hut: Before the Life of Crime, coming to Disney Channel this fall.

Anonymous said...

The man in the yellow gimp suit & bi-curious George demonstrate love is beautiful in all its flavors.

Pudding pop man likes his partners shaved & sweaty- everywhere :(

Naaachhhhhooooooo!

Rodney Dill said...

The one on the left is obviously the super hero, Moon Man, the one on the right is just the moon.

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

started to make a Fat Man & Little Boy joke but then realized that there is not a Lille Boy in that picture...

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

These 2 have never been with a Warrior Woman...or any woman.

John Schneider said...

That's no moon.

Dr. Doom said...

"Holy fruit salad Androgeny Man," cried Canary Boy, "Is that a banana in my pocket or am I just glad to see you?"

Dr. Doom said...

Bruce: "Hairy vaginas... I don't get it."
Shamoo: "Me neither..."

Rodney Dill said...

Sloth love Chunk

Kaptain Krude said...

Wow, Wolverine has really fallen on hard times. Or, more accurately, Hard Times has fallen on Wolverine and has just recently rolled off.

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

click lovers

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

The co-mayors of Funtcuck (Please pronounce carefully)

Submariner said...

Fatman and Rubbin take a break from crime fighting...

Submariner said...

Thanks one helluva lot, V. There ain't enough mind bleach on this planet to take away the mental image of what this duo's mutant powers are! Yarrrrgggggghhhh!