Wednesday, September 02, 2015

"I'm the King of the SCOAMFs!"



Best of Best of
Holy $#!+! You CAN see Russia from here!

Best of Best of
Visited all 50 states without paying a dime. Check that one off the bucket list.

Best of Kaptain Krude
Visited all 57 states without paying a dime. Check that one off the bucket list.
Fixed that for you.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"I thought Reggie was going to be here and lift me up by my arms on the prow of the ship while that song by that Celine Dion person plays softly in the background," President SCOAMF idly thought. "Well, maybe M'chell'e will do it. She's got bigger arms than Reggie, anyway."

Best of you know what he is thinking...
That one will be named Mt. Barack in remembrance of my historic journey.

Best of Dr. Doom
Meanwhile, elsewhere in the Bering Strait, Putin is swimming in the icy water pulling his yacht with a rope in his teeth...

Best of Submariner
Thawt bubbles; "Frigid... Hard... Rugged... Waddaya know 'bout, er, that?!?
I actually, um, MISS Michelle!"

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Holy $#!+! You CAN see Russia from here!

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

" Of course there is Global Warming, just 6 months ago this lake was frozen!!"

dadoctah said...

Food for thought: why are there no black polar bears?

Son Of The Godfather said...

Rusty railing = infinite hilarity

Son Of The Godfather said...

This "concerned president" photo op should have added a tear like that highway-roaming indian in those old commercials about littering.

Anonymous said...

Visited all 50 states without paying a dime. Check that one off the bucket list.

Kaptain Krude said...

Anonymous said...

Visited all 57 states without paying a dime. Check that one off the bucket list.


Fixed that for you.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Huh, that's strange," President Scoamf thought to himself. "Fifteen servants, er, I mean, workers rearranging the deck chairs on the good ship U.S.S. United States of America. I wonder what that means? Well, I'm sure there's no icebergs around here."

Kaptain Krude said...

"I thought Reggie was going to be here and lift me up by my arms on the prow of the ship while that song by that Celine Dion person plays softly in the background," President SCOAMF idly thought. "Well, maybe M'chell'e will do it. She's got bigger arms than Reggie, anyway."

you know what he is thinking... said...

That one will be named Mt. Barack in remembrance of my historic journey.

Steve O said...

"...and 1,000 years ago this water was covered with a glacier 20 miles thick."

Dr. Doom said...

Meanwhile, elsewhere in the Bering Strait, Putin is swimming in the icy water pulling his yacht with a rope in his teeth...

Dr. Doom said...

Presidential Thought Bubble: "What we need here is a giant oil spill - that would get those Keystone ba$tards off my back..."

Submariner said...

Anonymous said...
Visited all 50 states without paying a dime. Check that one off the bucket list.


That should have been "...all 57 states..."

Submariner said...

Sorry KK - hadn't read that far yet.

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

ORA

Thawt bubble: "Why doesn't Mr. Narwhal ever come and tell ME goodbye?"

Submariner said...

Thawt bubbles;

"Frigid... Hard... Rugged... Waddaya know 'bout, er, that?!?
I actually, um, MISS Michelle!"



"On further, uh, consideration; it's only because I'm surrounded by, um, so much WHITE..."


>WHEW!< Barely ducked that one..."