Sunday, September 27, 2015

Make a Wish



1. "OK, now all we need are a dozen black guys and we will have accurately re-enacted the moment when Sandy Fluke lost her virginity."

2. "Kobe... Kobe!"

3, Some guys require a little "help" getting into the stirrups for their mandatory Obamacare gynecological exams.

4. "Hava Nagilah Hava..."

5. "No, Ahmed, you just stuffed some guy's balls into some way-too-small biking shorts, you did not 'invent' transgender sex reassignment surgery."

15 comments:

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

♫ You put your douchebag in, you pull your douchebag out, you put your douchebag in and you shake him all about... ♫

Rodney Dill said...

Where will you be when your laxative kicks in.

Rodney Dill said...
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Rodney Dill said...
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Rodney Dill said...

What can brown do for you.

Rodney Dill said...

OMG... its full of stars.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Hooray! I won a 'Best of' from that V the K guy! Hooray!"

not pictured: KaptainKrude

jimmy said...

Where will you be when your laxative kicks in? Hopefully not where that woman is standing, because she won't be smiling like that for long.

Dactyl said...

Chick in the middle: "Dibs on the spleen!!"

GregMan said...

CapThis Standard Fallback Caption #4: "Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!"

Dactyl said...

Um, that is a chick, right?

Submariner said...

Ka Li Mah!
Ka Li Mah!

Submariner said...

Whoop! there it...
uh,
there it... isn't?

Submariner said...

Shake harder; Lemmiwinks is holding on TIGHT!