Monday, September 14, 2015

Microaggression or Macroaggression...


1. Somehow I don't think this restaurant will be as successful as 'Hooters.'
2. The Jumbotrons at Hillary's events flash constant subliminal messages to her supporters.
3. How a dyslexic lets the world know he's "Having a Syrian."
4. "...opening for Indigo Girls tonight, all the way from France, let's give a big, 'Club Reno' welcome..."
5. "And other characteristics of women appointed the supreme court by president Obama include...'

Best of dadoctah
In the '70s, the sign would have made about as much sense as one reading "round circles" or "wet oceans".

Best of Rodney Dill
    Harry Dong realized he'd finally stumbled on the right symposium

Best of Kaptain Krude
    Well, I see the Democrats are finally getting ready for their debates.

Best of Dr. Doom
    Looks likr Hillary has released the first plank in her platform...

Best of Dr. Doom
In the past the ice breakers at the Democratic National Convention were not sufficiently inclusive, but not this year...

Best of antu
    My spellchecker REALLY sucks!

Best of Submariner
    "... and that's why white men must all be taken down."

11 comments:

dadoctah said...

In the '70s, the sign would have made about as much sense as one reading "round circles" or "wet oceans".

Anonymous said...

Mike Hunt

Mike Hunt

You have a phone call

Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?

Kaptain Krude said...

ORA:

♪♫ Dickie: Hairy vagina, Hairy vagina
Itches too, Itches too.
What about some powder?
Sadie: Made him holler louder.
Dickie: Did he see our doctor?
Sadie: Grabbed a nurse and hocked her.
Dickie: How about Penicillin?
Sadie: That nurse was not so willin'.
Dickie: She give him an injection?
Sadie: It gave him an erection.
Dickie: What about some ointment?
Sadie: He tried it and his joint went.
Dickie: What about his sex life?
Sadie: He'll save it for his next wife.
Dickie: How about when he yentzes?
Sadie: He won't take no chances.
Dickie: Do you think it's catchin'?
Sadie: Well, I can't keep from scratchin'.
Dickie: Stay away from me, then.
Sadie: So give me back my key, then.
Dickie: Can he get a new one?
Sadie: He just loves his blue one.
Dickie: So do you.
Sadie: So do you. ♪♫

/Is that too ORA?

Rodney Dill said...

Harry Dong realized he'd finally stumbled on the right symposium

Kaptain Krude said...

Well, I see the Democrats are finally getting ready for their debates.

Dr. Doom said...

Looks likr Hillary has released the first plank in her platform...

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

In the past the ice breakers at the Democratic National Convention were not sufficiently inclusive, but not this year...

Dr. Doom said...
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antu said...

My spellchecker REALLY sucks!

Submariner said...

"... and that's why white men must all be taken down."