Monday, September 21, 2015

Secret RINO Handshake

1. "... and then you twiddle your fingers and raise them to your lips like you're bogarting some primo kush..."

2. Republican drug handoffs just lack finesse.

3. Reflexively, Jeb Bush hands the Hispanic gentleman his car keys.

4. "My name is E.I., E.I. Nickelye, Nickelye Pom pom poodle, willy willy whiskers..."

5. The last words to go through Rubio's mind were, "What the hell does 'Kali-Ma' mean?"


Rodney Dill said...

"Damn Trump and his Super Glue"

jimmy said...

Conjoined twins that even Dr. Carson cannot separate.

Rodney Dill said...

Two shits passing in the night

Submariner said...

Hey Moe; pick two fingers!

Dr. Doom said...

Bush Handler (off-stage): "Watch this Bill!"
Rubio Handler: "Dammit Bob we agreed - no pull my finger gags..."

Submariner said...

"...too slow, Jeb!"