Wednesday, September 02, 2015

Sisters Are Doin' It For Themselves


1. "I had no idea Father Flanagan worked this corner."
2. "Aw, hell, Sister Mary Catherine, we're in Compton again. Get my ghat out of the glove compartment."
3. "Mormon missionaries! Floor it!"
4. "'We'll be perfectly safe driving in Baltimore,' you said. 'During the day time, all the #BlackLivesMatter protesters will be at work or in school,' you said."
5. "Jose! Es la migra! Vamos! Andale!"

Best of Double The U
\Sister Elanor: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's light and we are wearing habits.
Sister Janet: Hit it.

Best of Just to piss off a few people.
So are those boys in the back seat for the priests?

Best of dadoctah
ORA: "Atomic batteries to power! Turbines to speed!"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Michael Caine will take any movie roll... ANY.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
I strongly advise against getting into that vehicle with Sister Thelma and Sister Louise.

Best of Rodney Dill
Piesu Domine, dona eis wrecked again

Best of Submariner
I'm pretty sure from this trailer that I'm not going to like the Starsky and Hutch remake...

Best of Markus ARyanas
Nun: "Wassup Nigga?"

Best of Submariner
Why, yes. We DO speak "jive. How can we help?

21 comments:

Double The U said...

Sister Elanor: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's light and we are wearing habits.

Sister Janet: Hit it.

Just to piss off a few people. said...

So are those boys in the back seat for the priests?

Rodney Dill said...

The face of Ashley Madison

Rodney Dill said...

Black in the habit

Dr. Doom said...

"Driving in Boston is difficult Sister Mary Katherine, this street is one way in both directions", exclaimed Sister Mary Margaret...

Dr. Doom said...

"Father Furgus at Our Lady of Perpetual Groping is first on the List sister," stated Sister Mary Theresa as the Vatican hit team hits the streets of New York to put an end to the pedophile priest problem.

dadoctah said...

ORA: "Atomic batteries to power! Turbines to speed!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Batman had destroyed the Penguin... But he had... followers.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Michael Caine will take any movie roll... ANY.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I strongly advise against getting into that vehicle with Sister Thelma and Sister Louise.

Rodney Dill said...

@Son Of the Godfather...

That's Michael Caine will take any role....

It's Michael Moore that will take any roll.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Rodney Dill <-- Best grammar correction ever. :)

chronos Z. wonderpig said...

So that's what happened to Laverne & Shirley!

Dr. Doom said...

@SOTG @Rodney Dill

Especially if it is a Tootsie Roll...

RonF said...

Pirate Nun at the wheel with her First Mate checking her list for their next hit.

Rodney Dill said...

Piesu Domine, dona eis wrecked again

Submariner said...

I'll take 60's TV for 200, Alex...
"And the answer is: The Daily Double! This Daily double will be a photograph."
I'll do a true double - wagering it all, Alex.
>clap< >clap<
"Good luck - here's your answer..."
Why doesn't the Flying Nun get airborne anymore?
"Congratulations - you've doubled your money!"

Submariner said...

I'm pretty sure from this trailer that I'm not going to like the Starsky and Hutch remake...

Markus ARyanas said...

Nun: "Wassup Nigga?"

Submariner said...

Why, yes. We DO speak "jive. How can we help?

Submariner said...

After the break; the role choices became more and more 'odd' as he reaches the end of his career on "E True Stories: The Real Walter Brennan"