Tuesday, September 22, 2015
The Pope Meets Chicago Jesus
1. The press, of course, had to cover it up when the SCOAMF pronounced the name of the Italian Airline as "Genitalia."
2."I don't care what, um, color you think his face, is, M'Chel, you keep your bitch mouth shut and don't try to,um, fight with him."
3. Pope: "I am most eager to meet this Safe School Czar of yours, I am sure we have much to discuss."
4. "Yeah, well, we've all been touching ourselves, but I'll be damned if I'm going to ask that old honky for forgiveness."
5. "Quiet down, you all... we will all get to spit on the Crusader Infidel... but I'm the president and I get to go first!"