Tuesday, September 22, 2015

The Pope Meets Chicago Jesus


1. The press, of course, had to cover it up when the SCOAMF pronounced the name of the Italian Airline as "Genitalia."

2."I don't care what, um, color you think his face, is, M'Chel, you keep your bitch mouth shut and don't try to,um, fight with him."

3. Pope: "I am most eager to meet this Safe School Czar of yours, I am sure we have much to discuss."

4. "Yeah, well, we've all been touching ourselves, but I'll be damned if I'm going to ask that old honky for forgiveness."

5. "Quiet down, you all... we will all get to spit on the Crusader Infidel... but I'm the president and I get to go first!"

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Remember how the left screamed about separation of church and state?

Kaptain Krude said...

"Some day", Barack thought to himself. "Some day."

Kaptain Krude said...

"Welcome to, um, welcome to, uh, wel- welcome to, um, Funt-, um, welcome to uh Funtcuck, your Emin- um, your um your Eminen... um, welcome to uh um uh Funtc, um, uh, welcome to Funtcuck, um, your Eminently, uh, Eminence... um, your Holiness."

dadoctah said...

Chicago's gonna kill 'im. He's a Notre Dame fan.

Kaptain Krude said...

Gee, it would be a shame if His Holiness did a Gerald Ford there. Yep, a real shame.

antu said...

Obama couldn't decide whether the Pope was fabulous or simply divine.

jimmy said...

Obama was visibly upset when he realized he'd been trolled: he was NOT going to get to meet Olivia Pope at the airport, after all.

Kaptain Krude said...

ORA: "Barack Hussein Obama! The Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen ... whoops", the voice boomed from on high. "Oy! Ten! These ten commandments!"